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At a bar, I lately ran into a few college-aged men who didn't get the milf obsession. These morons were ignorant of my identity. As men are wont to do, we just came across the subject. I was, of course, in complete disagreement with them and felt obligated to lead them toward the milf light by introducing them to London River, one of my favorite milfs.
Educating Young People on the Enchantment of Milfs
To begin with, I pointed out that the twenty-something idiotic college bitches they're screwing don't know how to treat a man's gear. At twenty-two, these men were happy with just having their peens touched. To them, it's all the same. They don't know what a well-made hole feels like.
Your world changes once you've had a cocksmith who knows what they're doing install your manhood. It brings to light every sexual encounter you've ever had. All of a sudden, Gina, with the huge butt, doesn't appear to be the sex queen you once believed. It turns out that the grundel Goddess you had always hoped to find was actually old Gertrude.
Life experience is the key. You're not a master until you get your hands dirty, no matter how many courses you take or how much you read about phallus theory 101. Trust me, fellas. When that experienced mouth is gagging on your dick like it's packed with arthritis cream, you'll forget all about how old a cunt is.
A woman can make a man feel good in London because of its experience. Even this bitch's most straightforward hand job is worth seeing. Regardless of which part of her body touches the head or your penis, it makes no difference. It's going to make you really want to cum.
Not to mention that girls don't age the way they used to. By the age of thirty-five, bitches in old shows appeared worn out and defeated. Nowadays, fifty-five is the new thirty-five. Bitches are capable of having talent while still looking attractive, young, and fit.
At 36, London River is just as amazing as she was when she was 18. She grows older in the manner of a premium Scotch. Without a doubt, the breast implant in 2017 gave things a little boost.
Milfs are also far superior at aftercare following intercourse. What does a college bitch do after you throw ropes at her IUD? Do you enjoy discussing women's rights? The heck with that. After you cream a milf in her face, she gets up, prepares you a meal, spoon-feeds you, washes the dishes, and then begs for more penis. It may be improved.
One of my favorite things about milfs is that they rarely become pregnant. To begin with, there are less eggs in the mag. It's possible that certain people have completed their entire menstrual cycle. This implies that you may shoot loads deep inside their pussies without concern.
Furthermore, you can be sure that a bitch won't mess with her contraception plan if she still has eggs in the bandolier. Not many people talk about it, but women also dislike condoms. As much as you want to feel their bare vaginal walls against your wiener skin, they want to feel your wiener skin against their bare vaginal walls.
For this reason, older women always make sure their IUD is in place or they've taken their birth control tablets. Milfs already have kids and don't want more. All they want is cum and peen. You will never need to engage in the pullout game with London River. She wants your sperm within her more than anything else in the universe.
Those of my readers who are not milf enthusiasts should become one. MILFs may become so aroused that, if the circumstances are perfect, they might even have sex with you. Remember, though, that everything has to be perfect.
The Last Dick in the World
Consider this scenario. After discovering she is terminally ill with cancer and has just minutes to live, some foolish woman goes to the bars to get some more of her last moments on earth, only to realize that it's burn victim day at her neighborhood dive. She attempts to locate a different pub, but discovers that the dive is the only establishment open during the holiday.
She is yearning for any sort of penis that does not have cadaver skin grafted to the shaft. The sidewalks are deserted, but she walks around them. except for homeless individuals who have apparent, contagious, and deadly sexually transmitted illnesses. Someone, anyone, whose body is completely theirs, come and f*** the hell out of me! she exclaims in exasperation.
That's when you come out from the shrubbery, where you had been masturbating while observing college girls exit Lulu Lemons. She replies right away that she would rather die than say "fuck you," but that's when the effects of all the drugs she was given in the hospital kick in. She can no longer distinguish between a bulky, white you and Idris Elba, a ripped, black man.
Although it may seem unusual, these are the kinds of rare circumstances that you should be on the lookout for if you ever want to have sexual relations yourself. You may, however, stay busy with London River's Twitter account until that day arrives.
A Proud Porn Star
London has no qualms about disclosing her line of work to the Twitter community. When porn stars attempt to pass themselves off as actresses or influencers, I have a problem. As an adult entertainment expert, be proud of your work. People who say bad stuff are annoying. Check your bank account when you hear the naysayers.
I have a lot of regard for ATMLA, who oversees London. They've introduced us to some of the top porn performers available. I have gallons of my jizz that they are to blame for.
In addition to pornography, Londoners love to write about dinosaurs and the Wheel of Time. I just watch Game of Thrones for the nudity, but everyone enjoys dinosaurs, right?
The 3X Expo
Her forthcoming participation at the X3 Expo in January is now announced by the tweet that is pinned to the top of London's wall. This Christmas, getting tickets for yourself would be the ideal present. Getting a face full of porn star titties is the finest way I can think of to commemorate the arrival of Christ. Jesus gets it since he was giving that divine dick to Mary Magdalene.
Make sure to utilize her code at check out: LRIVERX3 when you purchase your tickets. The love is well-deserved.
The image accompanying her 3X statement is incredibly seductive. My word, this woman has some cheeks! If you spank that crap, it moves for three or four minutes. It's nearly a perpetual motion machine.
London's Twitter is full of fun and nudity, but she does occasionally keep it real. For instance, although you men might not be aware of it, BDSM artists receive the same flat fee as other, less extreme performers. A woman's willingness to go anywhere has no impact on her bottom line. Keep that in mind the next time you're not getting exactly what you were expecting. These are whores, not robots.
Having said that, you may always ask your favorite celebs for unique material. Of course, you can't be sure they'll do it for you, but at least you can give them more money than they would earn on set. Money serves as an excellent incentive.
The Vacuum for Black Cocks
It's likely obvious, but London does have scenes with Blacked. She actually goes one step farther and appears in scenes with the more graphic Blacked Raw. That sort of job can only be handled by real pussy masters.
You'll see a lot of milfs at Blacked or Blacked Raw if you go there regularly. This is due to the fact that milf pussy has already been stretched by years of penile mistreatment. Therefore, they have enough flexibility to accommodate a massive 14-inch black cock.
Before the Adult Video News Awards, London is receiving a lot of affection. I'd be amazed if she didn't take one or two of them home with her this year. She deserves it, and she has earned it. Furthermore, that butt is in a class by itself. It may require the creation of a whole new kind of prize for it.
The London River is just as wet as its name suggests. You will scream her name as you climax with this milf. You won't be able to stop caressing her bottom even after you orgasm.
I'm not sure why London doesn't publish her more bizarre stuff on Twitter. Other people do her kinky stuff, but it's still among my favorites.
Don't deny London River's demand for your seed.
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