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- 1.Active subreddit
2.Beautiful ladies
3.Great break from hardcore
4.Not much to hate. If you like Reddit porn, you'll like this place
I love punishment. Occasionally, I want porn to torture me instead of pleasurable it. I want to be bent over by pornography. I don't look for the most extreme depraved stuff when that urge hits. This guy can only tolerate the torment of seeing porn that isn't nude.
Coffee, Tide Pod Smoking, and Midgets
I've seen every conceivable crime that one person may perpetrate against another countless times. I've thrown ropes at every activity on the planet. I've witnessed four little people ballet dancing and performing cartwheels while having the jaws of a taxidermied crocodile shoved up their backsides. What's the explanation for that? I have no idea. When caressing my penis, I don't pose any queries.
While yoyoing, eight one-legged Lebanese baristas performed a live musical rendition of the Hulk Hogan sex tape. When one of the baristas misunderstood the script and pooped in the middle of the floor, everything fell apart. Luckily, the director foresaw this and brought a lot of mops.
In order for a local town's public transportation union to smoke Tide pods from her birth canal, I've witnessed the head of a hookah being placed into a sluts vagina. The issue was that they were not Tide pods. It was radioactive garbage. Strangely enough, everyone was still screwed up. The vibe in the room, I believe, was the only factor.
Open Up
It might be shocking to anyone who isn't me how much the vagina can extend. The fact that it doesn't occur overnight is the most important thing. Before you may insert anything like the exhaust manifold of a 1994 Buick Regal, you must undergo years of vaginal stretching. Women spend years expanding their vaginas to a size that accommodates my penis using tapered rods. I would never have been able to plunge my entire head into a woman's vagina if it weren't for the effort and commitment of these women. Even though it was really dark in there, it was an extremely insightful experience.
It may be a horrible notion for the individuals conducting the testing to test self-defense and anti-riot gear on their own genitals, but it's a really fantastic experience for the spectators. When a cunt ejaculates, her expression is almost identical to when she is tasered in the clit. Be cautious about the places where you allow others to fire non-lethal bullets at you if you're intelligent and have elongated orifices. It is impossible to recall any pleasure experienced during the event when four rubber bullets had to be removed from your kidney during a six-hour operation.
When it comes to extreme sexual behavior, Soviet block bitches are one of the few who do it better than whores. They belong to a different kind of slut. Having seen enough messed up stuff in their lives, they can turn anything into something exciting. You'd better get your penis ready for the trenches if you're on the verge of screwing a woman you met at the club and she starts singing the Moldavian national song while changing into something more comfortable. Things are about to get serious. This woman will do things to you that you never thought were conceivable.
I once slept with a woman who broke into the Chyrnoble reactor after the meltdown, took a piece of the elephant's foot, and molded it into a simple dildo. She daily penetrated her vagina and anus with this radioactive dildo. In the former Soviet republics, everything is a multipurpose tool.
This bitch's wound was among the most robust and enduring in the globe. I saw her blow glass in it once. She covered my cell phone battery in one of her old pairs of underwear a few weeks back in order to recharge it.
Trying to stick your fingers into her vagina will cause her cervix to deglove your hand, as if you were entering an aquarium full of piranhas. The only way to get this girl to pound town is if you don a lead condom and one of those vests they give you before having an X-ray. Her name is Burgerthor Shartveganmeat, if you were curious. But if you're seeking for her, don't use her name. Follow the scent of hydrochloric acid and blood that is high in iron.
It's necessary for your mind to take a break sometimes when you've been immersed in this kind of intense stimulation your whole life. It needs to be reset. If not, it will grow insensitive to every form of filth. But just because I'm rebooting my mind doesn't mean I don't want to keep viewing porn. All that is required is that the pornography avoid featuring amputees who are albinos.
I go to Reddit's Sexy but Dressed page when it's time for a break. From here, I can see all the twisted swimwear, underwear, and handbra stuff that my heart desires. These women are just as attractive as any porn star, but it may take some creativity on your part to picture them bare.
Regulations
Only a few guidelines make r/SexyButClothed the amazing community that it is. Rule number one: No nipples, vaginas, nudity, or pornography. Transparent attire is permitted, but naked nips or diners are not. And yes. That includes flashing.
Rule two: Don't lie by just wearing socks, a scarf, or anything else. Wearing a hat is not considered being dressed. Having a piece of cotton precariously balanced on your navel does not constitute being dressed. On that subject, towels are not considered attire. But bathrobes are OK.
The third rule is that there should be no legs in the bathtub. First of all, it's already been done, and unless we know you personally, men are weary of it. Second, bubbles are not clothing. They provide insulation for the bathwater, protecting it from heat loss. The administrator will remove it if they believe you are nude because they can't see any clothing.
Rule number four: There are no males and everyone is older than 18. On r/SexyButClothed, I'm not trying to see anyone's moose knuckle. It completely ruins the day.
The Reason I Cum
Now that we have those fundamental guidelines, let's talk about what makes a good post on r/SexyButClothed. I've always been a face person. If the tits and ass aren't showing, I always pay attention to a beautiful face.
The majority of the women on r/SexyButClothed resemble potential sex models. They're amazing. It's hard to believe they're posting photos on a pornography subreddit rather than on an Italian fashion runway.
To mention style, a lot of the bitches on r/SexyButClothed are flaunting their recent clothing purchases. For instance, this girl Sara is going to the islands next week and recently purchased a new two-piece. However, Sara wanted to make sure it was sexy enough to get her some vacation dick, so she checked with the men on r/SexyButClothed. It appears that everyone is in agreement that she will have no trouble locating vacation dick.
Not being allowed to be naked doesn't imply that you aren't allowed to touch yourself. I enjoy seeing women scratch their pussies through their underwear in posts. I wish I could travel across and take their hand. Extra credit if your underwear is clearly damp. You get bonus points for coming. I get extra points if your shirt shows me your hard nipple.
Only videos of buttocks spanking really make me mad. I enjoy watching how much the thighs and buttocks shake after the first touch. For some camel toe, additional credit.
I'm a simple man. I give my upvote to any bitches dressed in yoga gear. Without yoga pants, I wouldn't be able to live in a temperate climate. My winter is made possible by yoga booty.
You get extra points if you're really practicing yoga. Every straight man enjoys seeing ladies extend. If the management didn't throw me out for messing around in the showers, I would spend the entire day sitting in the gym.
Sun dresses rank highly among my favorite things to see on r/SexyButClothed. Springtime sun dresses make up for long winters spent without skin to look at. Nothing gets the old heart pounding like a big butt, a sundress, and a gust of wind. The whispers of the fashion industry are sundresses. Is it even there? Who knows?
Given the quantity of pornography I consume daily, not all of it can be hardcore midget porn. I sometimes have to tone down even the Porn Dude, and I do so by using r/SexyButClothed.
On r/SexyButClothed, I don't have much to whine about. You'll enjoy r/SexyButClothed if you like Reddit and softcore pornography.
I know you guys spend too much time watching hardcore porn, much like I do. Why not take a little pause and let the ladies on r/SexyButClothed tease your penis?
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