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I screw a lot of ladies, in case you haven't noticed yet. I insert my penis into pussies, mouths, and assholes many times a day, seven days a week. On the Lord's Day, double time. Sundays are tiring.
Operating the Pink Mines
I have a blue-collar cock. He logs into work every day, eager to see what the day holds. I like to keep him on his toes. Are we going to be little, small-breasted, little girls? Or how about Latin milfs with big butts? I make it a point to bed a few albino ebony whores every month. Those women are intelligent. In a dim room, you can see their breasts.
When there is so much intercourse to have, it may be hard for me to make time for my profession. Luckily, I have my own business and control my own hours. Otherwise, my kitty schedule would never be this full.
But I can't afford to let Jack and Mack slack off all day. Even though I consider f'ing bitches to be a part of the job, I still have to sit down and create this stuff. However, I would lose the alpha male position that you men seek me for if I wasn't having sex. I fuck sluts for you. I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.
Life's Spice
The only aspect of having sex as frequently as I do is that variety is essential. I need more than simply missionary sex to stay interested. If a woman wants to cause my legs to tremble and my eyes to cross, she better be ready to put in the effort because my average stimulation levels are as high as they can be.
You may be certain that no other guy on this rotating blue planet inspires his sexual partners to work harder. Women are aware that it's an honor for my penis to be inside of them. The right to ride my cock is not granted to every woman. As a result, bitches don't want to pass up the opportunity. They are aware that the only way to be invited back to my bedroom is for them to treat me like crap.
I have females performing New York City Subway Gymnastics on my penis. I've had female tantric monks from the Tibetan highlands descend to practice on my amazing member. They love my boundless energy and the fact that I'm the only one who can keep up with them outside of their monastery. I even assisted in editing their sacred writings. Over here, I'm creating the fuck bible.
My pussy proficiency is recognized by millions, if not billions, of sluts worldwide, as you can see. With so much sex, you may wonder if it ever becomes monotonous. Not at all. However, maybe it would if women didn't have three holes that could accommodate a cock.
I bet I'd get bored if the only place I could put my dick in a woman was her gash. But fortunately, the solar system in which I reside has the pussy, mouth, and anus all in one individual. Being on this planet is sometimes wonderful.
Fresh Blood
I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that. Penis owners everywhere adore receiving blow jobs. That's because men don't have to put in any effort whatsoever. I enjoy turning on the game, reclining in my chair, and having some unknown harlot wet my whistle.
Did you ever crack a but when your favorite team was scoring? It feels like an amazing triumph and liberation. The deafening cheers of the audience combine with the sounds of gagging and choking to produce an unmatched ASMR experience.
However, boredom cannot be avoided by the mouth alone. The Porndude is the Porndude for a reason, even if I like it when a chicken head pays attention enough to nod on my nob. I'm a champion when it comes to fucking. I give it my all, man. I enjoy it that way. It's a labor of love.
It's time to revel in the soft glow of the dark star after the pussy and mouth have had their share of sunshine. It's now time to look the whale in the eye. In other words, it's time to expose my heart and genitalia to the possibilities that exist within the colon. I'm referring to anal intercourse, folks. And I'm referring to r/ButtSharpies.
I'm sure you've never shoved your wiggler into a prostitute's brown banger since you've never had the opportunity to engage in regular sex. And if you haven't done that, then you certainly haven't shoved Sharpie markers up a woman's ass. Allow me to try to describe the sensation of anal sex.
First of all, it's much tighter than the pussy, depending on whose anus you're in. Particularly if she is an anal virgin. Never pass up the opportunity to break the dookie cherry. To test the waters, you may first use a marker to try out the hole. Remember to snap a picture for r/ButtSharpies.
The colon feels different in the second place. It feels like getting a new insert for your Fleshlight, which is the clearest way I can explain it to you.
Third, yes, there may be a little bit of poop. But you won't see any brown spots when you have a woman twerking her tight B-hole on your penis.
Sharpie Penis
But now, the penis is not the center of attention. It's Sharpie markers. The name says it all, as the top of the r/ButtSharpies page states. It truly does. I'm curious as to whether Sharpie is aware of what's happening in r/ButtSharpies. They might use it as an advertisement.
On October 15, 2011, r/ButtSharpies was founded. The subreddit has gained 170,000 members in the previous 12 years. That's enough to keep the flow of new material coming in.
Welcome to r/ButtSharpies, home of the infamous Sharpie-in-pooper craze, is the first sentence of the subreddit about community.
Two questions: Is it really infamous, and is putting Sharpies in your rear a genuine fad? It's up to you to respond. I am unable to provide you with everything. You must put in a little effort here.
A Fantastic Post's Anatomy
Let's see what makes a post popular on r/ButtSharpies. What I know you're all wondering about is what I'll answer first. You won't just discover Sharpies as a marker here. Dry-erase markers and off-brand rip-offs are sometimes included. Frankly, it's all the same to me. For me, a sign up the rear is the same as a sign up the rear.
Close-up images of butts with a single Sharpie jammed up there are the easiest postings on r/ButtSharpies. Those bitches are only beginning their anal training. They'll be slamming watermelons up there pretty soon.
However, the majority of entries utilize more than one Sharpie. Generally speaking, I would estimate that you are seeing four to five markers. That has a circumference of roughly five or six inches. A dog's need for training to mate with your pitiful penis is far less. One sign is too many. Your penis isn't even as large as the hat!
On r/ButtSharpies, some women enjoy figuring out which hole will accommodate more markers. I adore it when the vagina and butt vie for your attention. It's similar to evolution.
In some cases, women have commentators wager on which hole is the largest. What do you know? I've never made a mistake, and I don't think I ever will. I work as a hole sommelier. I don't miss a thing. I don't even need to see the holes. I can easily see which hole is bigger just by looking at a woman's face.
Although you betas may think that the vagina always prevails, this is untrue. Elasticity is a common trait among assholes. Indeed, a virginal anus couldn't rival a promiscuous vagina, but the competition is on after a few months of practice.
In light of this, some women discover that having an asshole full of markers is insufficient. They want both a pussy full of markers and an asshole at the same time. That's when you realize a cunt is actually a whore. The majority of women go through life without ever dropping anything into either hole. It's a shame, and I'm here to make a difference. Any lady who needs help is welcome to ask me.
r/ButtSharpies is a really inventive and original pornography subreddit. This is not something you see very often. Additionally, the majority of the most distinctive porn subreddits have no members. There are a lot of perverts on r/ButtSharpies. What people are drawn to is amusing. I find it fascinating beyond measure.
I simply want r/ButtSharpies to have more bodies. Nearly all of the images are selfies of assholes taken at close range. I'm also attempting to see some tits and ass. I like everything.
I'm sure you just placed an order for some Sharpies through Amazon. It's unfortunate that you can't buy a bitch's arsehole on Amazon. r/ButtSharpies will have to do.
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