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- 1.Beautiful, Adorable Face
2.Charming Personality
3.Smart as Shit
4.Gorgeous Body
5.Basically Perfect
6.There’s only one of her
PiperPresley! Lastly, some really good damn food. The delectable-looking Whoispiperpresley has a brain, which you won't believe me. In addition to being logical, the words she says are amusing since she has a head and she uses it. She is really captivating and gorgeous. Thank you, great Porn Gods, for giving me this blue-eyed being with a working prefrontal cortex.
This girl has a lot of gray matter floating around in her head. Hormones keep her mind functioning and make her an intelligent person. The garbage I've been analyzing lately has been driving me insane. The stupid girl from yesterday is still making me angry; she gave me a stomachache. I had to picture myself flushing her out of my system during my morning shit in order to have a more tranquil start to the day. I don't Piper will be slobbering all over herself like a lobotomized person. Due to the Power Puff Piper, the day is saved.
I was immediately smitten and thought she was a lot of fun when I opened up a few of her reels. A woman finds it quite difficult to be both attractive and humorous when making sex jokes. To captivate my mind, heart, and manhood all at once, you truly must be a particular kind of individual.
However, I recently observed this stunning woman playing with caulk, the material used to insulate things. She was making jokes about using black caulk, white caulk, and which caulk is best for which hole, while referring to it as cock. White caulk is preferable due to the size of her back door, she claims. Furthermore, she utilizes white caulk to physically close holes in the back door of her home. Please explain why that isn't simply adorable?
I Can't Stop Looking
For instance, I'm just so fascinated by her that I can't even access her nude and sensual photos. Her videos are always witty, quick, and entertaining. Furthermore, she is really, really stunning, which is a huge benefit. She resembles a Disney princess. Freckles, a button nose, gorgeous large lips, and enormous blue eyes. If she were an animal, she would be a lovable little rabbit that I would love, feed, and keep forever. I would want to be her if I worked as an OnlyFans model. Piper should be taking notes from everyone.
Not just the other models of the OF. This is a demonstration of the proper way to behave. The fundamentals of being a good person. How to devote yourself to whatever it is you're doing. Regardless of the result, you know? I've been let down by people at every turn. Everyone has become accustomed to their coomer dens, takeout, Netflix, and cum rags. We are all motivated by Piper.
She should, however, be an inspiration to Jesus Christ. The best model is OnlyFans. Their intelligence is decreasing annually. Women have discovered the male loneliness crisis and are profiting simply by being nude online and existing. I would like to return to a time when content was created with care. Anyway, stupid guys will be drawn to stupid girls. Those are simply the regulations of nature. I'll be happy to stay here, enjoy Piper, and avoid going for fish brains. If you have the guts, come with me.
To begin to understand how a talented female porn celebrity behaves, you'll need to reactivate some synapses. It's a difficult shift, I realize. I see them everywhere on the internet; they seem to have taken over. I can't get through a jacking session on webcam sites without having to use a translator and 15 minutes of gibber jabber from the girl I'm hiring that I can't understand. We must maintain a strong grip on gems like Piper since the age of attractive girls is over. I'm such a nice guy that I'll volunteer to keep her in my arms.
It Just Keeps Improving
Well, well, well, I didn't anticipate Piper would be creating jokes that aren't about sex either, but here we are. This woman is well aware of her audience. She avoids using dull millennial or Gen X humor that has lost its appeal since the conclusion of The Big Bang. Imagine a little brunette wearing a tight black dress, beaming in front of a whiteboard. The board states: Items that may only be eaten once. I have no doubt in my mind that there will be some sort of penis joke.
Her sense of humor is in that area, so it's not an issue, and I'm curious to see what she has to say. And all she replies is "a 9mm. " Good lord. I appreciate the utterly surprising giggles. With only one joke, she shattered my expectations of her and her potential. It's important if her jokes aren't just about sex, you know? We're dealing with an actual person here, not just a puppet for cummie release. I mean, I do enjoy ejaculating in a completely unassociated manner and staring at breasts and nothing else. However, every now and then, it's nice to discover a gem of a adult film star rather than just a tool for my penis.
In reality, I recently found another awesome thing; the good stuff just keeps on coming. She has an Instagram highlight where she describes herself and her goal. Piper discusses men's mental health and how she's utilizing her appearance to aid males with their problems. In essence, it's about bringing up the elephant in the room, which is that men have emotions too. Most OF models do the exact opposite; they exploit men financially because they are aware that they can.
Because it's a good source of income, since they know a lot of men are in need. I would never anticipate an OF model to be so many positive qualities all at once. Piper is intelligent, humorous, empathetic, stunningly beautiful, and cool. This is a unicorn. The problem is that OF models like this simply don't exist. No way. Such women do not exist. There are no men like this. I want to capture Piper in my Pokeball since she is a rare Pokémon. However, I would then be preventing her from spreading her awesomeness throughout the planet. I would never let her be free because I would be too enamored and constantly trying to procreate with her. You must liberate Piper if you genuinely love her.
New Job Creation
Piper is a seer. She's kind of a sex therapist in a different way. There are sex therapists out there, right? Clearly, I've never needed one. However, I've heard of occurrences like that. In my opinion, they are dull old witches who utilize outmod techniques and are simply dull. Piper takes a somewhat unique approach. She certainly sells her pornography.
However, she also has a goal in mind. To establish connections with some of her followers and improve their lives. Numerous screenshots display her effective strategies. Guys who have shed pounds, broken bad habits, and all of that stuff. Thanks to Piper's love and support. What she does must be exhausting. I sincerely hope that all of this is smoke and mirrors and that she isn't being real and surrounded by OF chatters. Nowadays, it's impossible to tell.
However, I have a strong sense that she is being truthful. It all boils down to the eyes, kid. Those enormous blue eyes seem quite innocent, sweet, and sincere. And besides that, she charges ten dollars every month. She's a lovely angel, so she won't charge too much for her goods. Give this woman a lot of advice. Since she is, in essence, providing hundreds of guys with online love and support. Additionally, she puts in a lot of effort to produce material that is tailored for each unique social media site.
Her Instagram material is far more lewd than her YouTube content. This girl gives a damn, she cares about a lot of things, and she does so with skill. To my surprise, when I checked if she has a Twitter account, I found out that she doesn't. Thank goodness that she doesn't appear to be the type to publish sexually alluring thirst traps that direct users to her OnlyFans account. She doesn't need thirst traps when she's this cool and looks like a snack. I don't know what kind of award to give this woman, but take some award from a undeserving Hollywood fuckass and give it to Piper.
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