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- 1.Porn Icon
2.Performs for the camera
3.Tons of content
4.Could appreciate anal sex more
All humans may be created equal, but after we grow up, motherfuckers are not equal. We may be able to achieve that someday, but for the time being, life has a hierarchy. This planet is divided into the haves and the have-nots. You should become acclimated to it.
This Shit Has Layers
Let's use you and me as an example. You are a little beta male with a micropenis and no vaginal skills at all. Your diet consists of quick food burgers and microwavable macaroni and cheese, and you spend your days playing Minecraft in your parents' basement.
You have only ever kissed your mother and grandmother. You give a man the other cheek if he hits you on the street. In reality, women don't want to sleep with you because you're pitiful and unworthy of sex, not because you're too kind.
You are as fuckable as a nailed baseball bat. The vagina of a female dries up like a potato chip when she sees you. Blind, deaf, and mute women understand that they do not want to have intercourse with you only through smell.
That's quite harsh. particularly when you live in a world where people like me exist. I spend every single day doing narwhal-like dick f*ing and having a unicorn horn. My diet consists of pricey Scotch whisky and T-bone steaks that have been seasoned with gunpowder.
Before finishing high school, I quit studying girls' names. Who gives a damn? If a guy steps on my toes at the bar, I'll hit him. Because I'm an asshole, I know that bitches screw me over. It's my superpower. Bedpost notches and phone numbers are the only things I collect.
I love who I am. Libtards may argue that everyone is equal, but it is evident that this is not true. Me or you, who would you prefer to be? This is not even a question. I'd rather die than not be the Porndude.
It doesn't require a lot of porn viewing to realize that hierarchy exists in the industry. I've witnessed some really unattractive people strip off and make love in front of a camera. I have no idea what led them to believe it was a smart move. I have no idea who could be watching that crap.
The Down syndrome porn I examined a few months ago is just one example. Say what you will about their mental capacities. I'd rather see those idiots take a math test than see them screw again. The man began by cleaning behind his trailer for twenty minutes in the video. I've never seen worse foreplay.
Star Power
Clearly, Abella Danger is more popular than airtight nuggets with Down syndrome. There is a noticeable distinction between the world's porn stars and its porn gas clouds.
In the past, there was only room for a few porn stars at any given moment. There are more porn stars now than there were between the emergence of the internet and the popularity of free tube sites. And the number is only rising now that Only Fans has exploded.
Regardless of your fetish, there is a porn actor who embodies it, and that person is earning a living. Today, pornographic performers have a variety of sources of revenue. Stars can make millions of dollars between social media, Only Fans, legitimate pornography, and modeling.
To illustrate, the foolish woman from The Dr. Phil Show who invented the expression cash me outside earned a million dollars on her debut day on Only Fans. Additionally, it occurred on her eighteenth birthday.
One of the GOATS
However, compared to the porn star that we are going to be discussing today, that woman is just an inexperienced amateur. Alexis Texas is a living sex icon. What the hell are you doing with your life if you haven't thrown any ropes to Ms. Texas?
The cause of the most orgasms in human history is up for grabs for Alexis Texas. The gravitational force would be sufficient to transform the turn a cum puddle into a main-phase star.
Alexis Texas had no intention of becoming one of the most well-known porn actors in the business. Although she was born on a military facility in Panama, she soon relocated to Castroville, a tiny hamlet outside of San Antonio, Texas.
She fled to Texas State University to study respiratory therapy, a profession that is quite well compensated, after completing high school. She had even started working in the area at a nearby nursing facility.
But Alexis continued to work at a nearby bar because the pay from the nursing home was insufficient for her to make ends meet. Alexis's major break came at this bar.
In humble beginnings
Ever since she became an adult, Alexis has always been a promiscuous woman. She used to let the lads practice taking off her bra. She never looked back after losing her virginity during her senior year.
Although Alexis may adore dick, she had never considered joining the adult entertainment industry. She didn't even watch porn. Why would she do that? Alexis worked as a bartender and was a stunning blonde. She had all the dick on tap that she could handle.
However, Alexis was approached by representatives from Shane's World Productions one day while she was working her regular shift at the bar. They were in Texas filming Shane's World's College Amateur Tour.
Alexis consented to film with them after a conversation. She did, however, believe that they were filming a sexual dating program as opposed to pornography. That's acceptable. Because this woman is a real cock hound, Alexis was unfazed when she learned it was a porn shoot.
Fucking Through One's Nerves
On her first shoot, Alexis was a bit anxious. It was strange to be watched having sex by a full team, but she is at ease with her bare flesh. Alexis must have had a hard time considering that you bastards can hardly even jerk off by yourselves in your own rooms.
Although she spent the majority of the first session holding her tits out of anxiety, she soon overcame her fears. Alexis had discovered her calling.
Alexis started filming with the well-known Bang Bros after working with Shane's World Production. On the planet, there is no masturbator who hasn't had a romantic night with Bang Bros. They create some of the finest pornography that has ever been produced. Alexis' skill is reflected in the high esteem with which her second production firm is held. This woman knew exactly what she was doing from the start.
Word was getting out about the new hot blonde with an amazing body who could ride dick like a champ after she filmed a few movies for Bang Bros.
One of the first modeling agencies to recognize emerging talent as it advances in the field is LA Direct Modeling. They ought to have brought on Alexis as a no-brainer. She has it all: beauty, talent, physique, and a tight puss.
The Very Best
Alexis has collaborated with nearly every reputable adult video firm since Bang Bros. This list includes legendary companies like Wicked Pictures, Twisty's, Elegant Angel, Reality Kings, Brazzers, and Muffia.
Although Alexis loves filming Gonzo's stuff, she enjoys working on any kind of pornography. You can catch her in hardcore, soft-core, single, point-of-view, and scripted stuff. The hardcore stuff is my favorite, as I'm sure you could guess. I enjoy genuine stuff.
The Dark Star
Guys, I apologize. Some of you will find this news very upsetting: Alexis Texas dislikes anal. She must be incredibly horny and yearning for it in order to truly appreciate it. But she has still been able to shoot some timeless, award-winning anal porn.
Alexis Texas is Buttwoman, which was made by Elegant Angel, was the subject of her debut anal scene. If you don't really like anal but intend to shoot anal porn, you might as well make it superhero themed. I comprehend that.
Her performance as Buttwoman in Alexis Texas won her the 2009 Adult Video News award for the best all-sex release. In three additional Elegant Angel releases, she kept her moniker as Buttwoman. Despite not enjoying anal sex, this woman may put in some excellent effort.
One of the most well-known porn stars to ever expose her body in front of a camera is Alexis Texas. She's an amazing performer with a knack for finding fantastic perspectives and performing for the camera. Alexis would be richer than Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg combined if she had a dime for every time a man nutted to her.
When did you last spill seed for Alexis? I believe it's time for you to give her another layer of hot cum.