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- 1.Hot Ass
2.Former Scientist
3.Altruistic Idealist
4.Too Many Abs
5.Meh Face
Okay, well, at first, I see a gorgeous blonde with lovely boobs. I believe, here we go again. Not anything really novel or anything I would be telling my friends about. However, I later came across her profile on one of the many social media platforms where she is active. My bro, my man, was a scientist, and this hottie had an irresistible rear. Picture being so intelligent that you decide to work as a pornstar. It resembles completing a full cycle. With all due respect, the majority of women in the adult industry are absolute idiots. Hey, they're not to blame. Because of their patents, they are now employed in a field that matches their intellectual capacity. The lower your IQ, the more money you can make in porn, you know? They may stretch their holes as far and as wide as they like for as many men as they like if there is no guilt, shame, or anything else in their beautiful tiny minds.
But it takes bravery to be a fucking former science woman and decide to do pornography. Why put up with being a rat in a lab when you can dress like a rat and be your master's slave? And then, in the process, make a lot of cash. MonaLita is a unique species of bird. Before I plow, it makes me want to treat her with respect and buy her coffee. Thus, MonaLita is indirectly helping me improve as a person. I appreciate that my morals and values weren't questioned today. However, I am currently in a quandary. What have I been doing with the gigantic, yet insatiably hot monkey brains if such a chick does exist and is also intelligent? Perhaps it's time to turn over a new leaf and introduce some kind of dating or courtship to earn the right to pussy. The simple ladies are becoming tiresome to me. Every day is the same. My penis is growing, but my soul isn't, because I don't have a decent challenge.
That Way of Thinking
And that's about all I'm going to give about a woman's IQ test results and brain cell count. Because at the end of the day, pussy is pussy, my man. And I can't even see that sweet, succulent pussy for free, at least not without difficulty. Her paywalled stuff is scattered here and there, which only increases my desire for her. Her intelligence is once more in her favor. I lose interest when certain chicks offer it away for nothing, much like hot pockets. You hand me the products right away, and I have nothing to argue for. Indeed, we will make love, and you will experience the most intense orgasms of your life. But then the mystery is solved and I don't care anymore. The way MonaLita plays with my dingdong is quite different. That stage name is either genius or utterly ridiculous, by the way. It immediately turns it into the Mona Lisa in my head. Therefore, will I have a greater or lesser recollection of her due to this connection? Maybe it's a marketing strategy she employs, so I'll let you know tomorrow if there are any particular loads I've blown to her. Nevertheless, we can be sure that that ass will remain in my mind for a very long time.
Our queen of the hour is not only a former scientist, but also a health fanatic. In the greatest manner possible. I want chocolate bits sprinkled on that butt and chocolate sauce all over it. As a result, I may enter and anticipate a complete, delicious meal. It's the sort of butt that I want to take my time with in a romantic way. I would eat that ass with a spoon if I could. Naturally, accompanied by a cheese and crackers board and some of the best wine available. That ass merits my time and consideration. On movie night, that butt may be placed on a table, and I'll be eating long after the film has ended. And yes, I will eventually reach the pussy, but where is it? What, MonaLita? Do you intend to forsake this sad, parched old guy without a single image of a pussy to salivate over? Blast that pussy on your socials, as the expert advises. Consider the male, lizard, and monkey minds, and how they would be impacted by your pussy being blasted. After providing a sample, the lizard monkey male mind wants to see more of that crap, not less. MonaLita, share your pussy. At least send me a DM. Due to scientific factors. Because, as a scientist, you get me, you know.
Abs Are Strange
Oh, my beloved, sweet MonaLita. Your tummy was so juicy and little. Something I want to rub up on and nibble at. Also, you've fallen prey to the sad trend of abs. You are split right now, and I am aware of what my audience is thinking. Some men like women with abs, while others don't. Well, since I'm your reliable porn guide, my views reign supreme, and I'm here to set the record straight. That stuff seems strange. I count how many times I may hit a belly full of abs just for fun. As in Fight Club, you know? Muscles signify power, and boys enjoy assessing that strength by hitting one another. The abs, therefore, distract me when I notice this young woman with a nice butt and a pretty face. How can my cock and your abs get along in a sexual way? Do I, like, thrust my penis against them? Perhaps new horizons will open up for me and new kinks will be found. But I'm just doing this for you, MonaLita. I would have thrown you to the wolves by now if you didn't have such lovely manners. For all I care, you can go and be strong alphas with abs and howl at the moon. However, I'm doubting my fetishes because of your innate sexual allure. I guess I'm not as old as I thought. Everything happens for the first time at some point.
The bottom line is, MonaLita, you're not turning me on. However, I am curious about what you are doing. After a while, banging enough simple, low-IQ women becomes monotonous. I want some excitement. Moreover, this girl could probably bear me on her back without any difficulty. Perhaps a shift in the power structure. The butt was giving me a hard-on, and the abs were making it disappear into turtle mode once again. But who knows, maybe little ol' porn dude needs a little adventure now and then. I've been rubbing the little fellow on women and their wonderful parts for decades. With the exception of feet. I don't rub my penis on my feet. For those who enjoy playing footsie, there is no guilt, but what about it? Those items have overgrown nails protruding from them and have an aroma similar to Cheetos. Pass.
Both Alluring and Altruistic
Unless you conducted extensive research, you would never realize how similar she is to Mr. Call it whatever you like. Apart from the terrible charges leveled against him, though. Let's hope that's not the case. As is typical of someone with a high IQ, she also cares about others. Honestly, I've never seen a porn star spend their money like that. It's hard to say what porn stars do with all the money they earn. There's nothing wrong with enjoying a nice life, such as being free to do anything. However, it's admirable if you're using your pussy money to accomplish something on a large scale. The only video on this son of a gun's YouTube channel makes no mention of her edible ass or terrifying abs. This bitch of a daughter is paying for cancer research. Indeed, her brilliant notion was to help mankind by using the money she earned from marketing her strange abs and luscious tits?
Papa, pinch me; I believe I've discovered the one. I mean, not everyone needs to be concerned about that stuff. My priorities are pleasing my sexually excited viewers and giving my chicken a good cuddle. Therefore, hey, I'm also helping the community in some way. We have the potential to be an amazing couple. She discusses filling gaps where cancer cells used to reside, while I discuss her gaps. Ideal harmony. She's also uploaded a ton of reels, but I'm avoiding that stuff for the sake of my deteriorating mental health. Reels are harmful to you, so go have sex with bitches and help save mankind, or something. Somebody has to do it. Otherwise, I would help, but I'm too busy with my cock in my hand all the time. But pussy is priority, and plowing MonaLita is at the top of the list.
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