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- 1.Will fuck her son's friends
2.Has a sexy calendar for sale
3.The most TNA you've ever seen
4.Not exactly Mark Twain
This German-Venezuelan hottie has set OnlyFans on fire, and it's not because of her engaging demeanor, even if I'm sure that's great as well. You are solely here to revel in Drea's amazing beauty, and nothing else. Let's explore the reasons behind this mixed-race beauty's popularity.
Asses and Tits Forever
Drea Alexa is here to make your eyes burst out of their sockets. This Venezuelan-German stunner is carrying more TNA than you've ever seen. Her breasts? Let's pretend that they might be seen from Pluto. And what about that ass? Due to its sheer magnitude, a wide-angle lens is necessary to capture a photograph of it.
Drea's got some ink that will definitely make you stop, as if her stunning proportions weren't enough to make you double-take. The phrase "Keep Calm" is tattooed just beneath those gravity-defying cheeks. For anyone who could be daunted by the sheer size of her possessions, it's similar to a public service announcement.
Remember to listen to Drea Alexa if you run into her. Take a deep breath, enjoy the view, and if you're in a public place, attempt to keep the jizz in your balls.
The Comeback Child
Who's back in the game? Drea Alexa has made her glorious comeback to OnlyFans after a year-long break that had her followers twiddling their thumbs (but not their dicks). Absence may make the heart grow fonder, as the saying goes, but in this instance, it's likely made other body parts grow... excited.
We are really appreciative that this lady chose to leave retirement and bless us with her presence once more. It's similar to an early Christmas, but instead of Santa, we have wet ass pussy.
Her devoted fans were left to rely on just memories and the odd Instagram photo as Drea went out and did some foolish nonsense that wasn't porn. Folks, it's been a difficult year. We have all been forced to settle for content producers that are gasp-worthy. Oh my god!
We can all take a deep breath now that Drea is back. Our feeds are about to get lot more intriguing. Welcome back, Drea. We missed you. But our wallets are shaking with dread.
Word Salad or Wordsmith?
Drea Alexa is more than simply a sexually attractive physique. Additionally, she's a rather good caption writer. Well, maybe "decent" is a stretch, but at least she's making an effort, right?
With the fervor of Shakespeare writing a sonnet, our stunning Venezuelan-German beauty creates captions for her OnlyFans material, considering herself to be a bit of a word wizard. What were the findings? They're more fifty shades of meh than pride and prejudice, in my opinion.
However, you must admire the effort. Most models are happy with a simple Hey boys
Drea is attempting to channel her inner poet laureate over here. If a little misguided, it's still cute to see a puppy try calculus.I'm not expecting Pulitzer-quality writing here. But I wouldn't advise Drea to give up her day job at Naked Incorporated. However, Drea's language explorations are valued in a society where everything is the same.
Glow-Up During Quarantine
The majority of my readership appeared to be unkempt cave dwellers when they came out of lockdown. Drea Alexa, however, opted to break the internet by saying, "Hold my hand sanitizer. " This bimbo's success on social media during the epidemic demonstrated that pussy sells, even in the midst of a worldwide catastrophe.
Drea was becoming a viral phenomenon at the same time that you were working on improving your sourdough starter. Lonely quarantine patients everywhere were immediately intrigued by her stunning appearance, which was a flawless fusion of Latin passion and European ice.
You were having trouble looking presentable for video chats. At the same time, Drea was giving us such steamy looks that they could probably kill the coronavirus upon contact. People questioned whether COVID had transformed her into a superhuman because of her flawless skin and perfectly tousled hair.
Drea's followers increased at a rate that exceeded social distancing as the globe struggled with toilet paper shortages. All of a sudden, everyone's Groundhog Day life was centered around checking their feed. When you have Drea Alexa, who needs Netflix?
Soul and Body
Although you may believe that Drea Alexa's Twitter feed is all about boobs and butts, you would only be partially correct. This nirvana-seeking slut provides a smorgasbord of sensuality and spirituality that will make your chakras twirl.
One minute, you're nodding in agreement with her profound musings on universal consciousness; the next, you're suffocating on your kombucha because she's thrown a thirst trap that makes your testicles see God. Similar to browsing Deepak Chopra's PornHub feed.
Drea's feed is a masterclass in balance. For every message promoting the manifestation of your aspirations, there is one promoting the manifestation of your lower instincts. It's a celestial dance of seduction and enlightenment that will lead you either to nirvana or to a cold shower.
Drea has you covered whether you're looking for religious advice or some porn to fap to. If you log on in search of transcendence and end up transcending your pants, don't be shocked. Drea thinks that wearing stilettos and a push-up bra is the best way to go toward greater awareness.
Because of my affection for Drea
The thermostat was set to hot by Drea Alexa. Following LiL D's triumph on the sweat-soaked battleground of For the Love of Lena, he won the ultimate prize: a horizontal tango with the alluring Drea herself.
These two insane children were content with a brief romp in the hay. They went all out and captured their passionate encounter in stunning high definition, immortalizing it for eternity. Drea and LiL D redefined the meaning of the term reality show climax for a full 48 minutes. The intense editing procedure is anyone's guess.
You may be asking yourself, "Was it art? " Was it love? Was it simply excellent advertising? Whatever it was, it definitely caused folks to chat and fap. Isn't that what truly counts in the competitive environment of OnlyFans? Cheers to LiL D and Drea for realizing the American Dream.
A Foot of Trouble
Drea Alexa got up close and personal with the notorious Damion Dayski, a man who had more flesh than a Purdue farm. The size of Damion's gear is a staggering 12 inches. That's a whole lot of fun. One must ask whether Drea thought she was battling an anaconda or climbing Mount Everest. In any case, it's fair to assume that she probably didn't need to go to the gym that day. She simply wished to sit on a huge ice cube.
Although size isn't everything, you don't need much skill in the bedroom in the case of a foot-long penis. When you're as hot as Drea Alexa, you may be a little picky about who you play with. I can only imagine the fireworks that must have erupted when these two titans of titillation met. It's as if a rocket ship and a Ferrari are racing.
Parental Benefits for Friends
Everybody has experienced being in a friend's home when their extremely attractive mother enters. Drea Alexa is the product of a thousand times that scenario. This Venezuelan-German prostitute is the ultimate MILF, not simply one.
On most days, my readers have those forbidden thoughts about a friend's attractive parent, but Drea will make you forget all about that bitch. She is essentially every horny guy's wet dream come true due to her ridiculous physique and flirtatious attitude.
Imagine the scenario: You're at your friend's house for a study session when Drea enters out of nowhere, wearing only a flimsy bathrobe. Things progress from one thing to the next, and then... Now you can use your imagination for the rest. Or view the movie.
The chances of really hooking up with your friend's mother are, of course, very low. However, that's where Drea's OnlyFans is useful. You may pretend to be one of her son's fortunate friends receiving a one-on-one education for a little monthly charge. Simply put, don't let your own mother know that you're a member.
Time Management Has Never Been So Effective
What's lacking in your life, you ask? a calendar with a Venezuelan-German model who is smoking hot and partially undressed. Fortunately for you, Drea Alexa carries them. With her annual gifts, even the most mundane Mondays are sure to feel like sizzling Friday nights. They resemble a 12-course fap dinner.
Don't use mundane office calendars with images of nature or cute dogs. Drea's calendar makes flipping pages a high-intensity activity. You'll be excitedly looking forward to the start of each month, curious as to what almost non-existent outfit she'll be wearing next.
The amazing Drea Alexa in all her Venezuelan-German splendor, ladies and gentlemen. A pry bar won't be able to pull your hand away from your cock because of those unusual characteristics.
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