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- 1.Massive free database of enormous breasts
2.A scholarly approach to smut
3.Exhaustive details and great indexing
4.Skimpy entries
5.Minimal porn
Some of you old bastards can recall when encyclopedias were a massive row of dusty volumes on your grandfather's shelf. The breasts were listed under A for Africa back then. When Wikipedia chose that encyclopedias should be online and accessible to everyone for editing, everything changed. It was only natural that the world's perverts would utilize this technology to compile the most comprehensive directory of large-breasted women that the world has ever seen. Since 2006, Boobpedia has been documenting massive jugs.
The Wikipedia of Mammalian Protuberances
Boobpedia is a lot like Wikipedia, unlike the flashy, Vegas strip club look that you see on many porn sites. Despite the few animated gazungas in the logo, the warning screen and front page are nothing more than a collection of damn words. Where are the spread pusses and blinking arrows directing me to the pornstars?
Oh. Oh, I get it. The arrows are less noticeable in this location. I could click on the Asian link rather than a large picture of a Japanese whore. I'm sure I can locate Scarlett Johansson if I click on the Celebrities link, even if there aren't any images of her. There is a little more to view here, even if it takes a little more effort than selecting from the typical image menu of thumbnails.
With this text-heavy layout, you know, one thing I don't miss at all are large, spammy banner advertisements. They have a few outbound connections to Friends of Boobpedia and other "big boob sites of interest," but nothing that dominates the page. In reality, all items occupy the same amount of room on the page. Neat and tidy.
It contributes to the site's fake intellectual allure. The wealth of breast-related knowledge provided here simply gives you the facts without attempting to steer your focus one way or another. Even though I'm about to view some nude images of stunning women, I'm also conducting genuine research. The abundance of words and whatnot will tell you.
A Group of Delicious Melons
All of the information on Boobpedia is contributed by users, much like Wikipedia. The mission statement that is prominently displayed on the front page makes it quite obvious. Just the sites about boobs. It makes no difference if they are porn stars, celebrities, busty models, or even amateurs. They belong on Boobpedia as long as they have large breasts.
Sex sites that rely on user contributions are frequently hit-or-miss. The caliber of the users and what they bring to the table are the major determinants. I once spent hours attempting to masturbate to photographs of hairy grandmas because I had chosen the incorrect novice website. Hopefully, the 8 million monthly visits to Boobpedia will be enough to attract the good stuff.
It's difficult to know where to begin because this database is so extensive. Should I watch Today's Birthday and throw my own little party, or should I read Today in Boob History? I could also stick with the B-Movie Actresses, or I could jump to the Big Breasted Japanese AV Actresses, Big Breasted Playboy Playmates. With a link to the complete list, there are around a dozen page categories at the top of the page, including Website, D Cup, Natural Boobies, and BBW.
I simply chose the path of least resistance because it was frightening. I never claimed to be courageous. I merely pressed the Random Page button and began my trip.
Falling into the Rabbit Hole of Pornographic Studies
Cosmia, an adult actress, was the first random page to appear. The person who added this girl listed her body type as Curvy, but in my opinion, she belongs in the BBW category. With some huge breasts, that's a large woman. Although she is only 5'2" tall, she has 36E breasts. Because that can't be good for her back, I hope she has insurance.
There's not a lot of material about this lady. Only fundamental information about her height, hair colour, and ethnicity is included in the bio. The naked shot in the corner appears to be the only thing Boobpedia posts about Cosmia.
At first, I believed this website to be somewhat of a bust, of little use to the sexually excited masturbator, but then I discovered the External Links. Due to the possibility that she has only been in the industry for a year, Cosmia only has one connection, but it is a solid one. This woman has a profile on another breast site that includes numerous videos and images of her.
When I click Random once more, I am taken to the disambiguation page for Queen. There are links to entries for Ivy Queen, Cajun Queen, and Queen Latifah. Someone by the name of Krisline produced what appears to be a connection to a Queen-style bra. In real life, that connection is truly dead, which is utter Wikipedia garbage. It seems like you'll have to go in there and write that piece, right?
I then got a Random page for Angela. Fong. The text describes at length how this woman used to compete in WWE wrestling and currently engages in staged bouts on the independent scene. The website makes little to no reference to her breasts, but there is a lovely photo of the girl in the corner. All of Angela's official and personal sites are listed, but there are no porn links.
The whole entry is based on Angela's Wikipedia page. Fong. I'm sure there's a guy who works at Boobpedia as an editor and is a total perv for wrestling ladies, and who adds Numerous articles like this one.
Digging through the Titty Mines
The thorough indexing between entries on Boobpedia is one of my favorite features. As you learn how each pair of titties is related, it's simple to go down the rabbit hole by clicking on link after link.
I selected Random again and this time I got the listing for a porno DVD titled Score TV Holiday Edition. I followed the link to Summer Sinn's profile because she was one of the movie's actors. There, I discovered that she entered the industry in 2004 with massive artificial jugs, had them removed in 2008, and subsequently had them replaced with smaller giant knockers.
Although Summer has a limited filmography, many of the breast films she has appeared in are listed on the website. Following a link to the 2010s World's Biggest Tits, I discovered a whole new group of girls to become obsessed with. Lots. When they chose her name, Uptopp's parents must have had psychic powers.
The R cup at Plenty may be larger than your head. They are listed on Boobpedia as Enhanced, with a link to a large collection of additional Enhanced racks.
Injecting Semen into the Dictionary
Despite the absurd and amusing name, Boobpedia is a reliable source of information. There are a lot of helpful and fascinating entries here, even though some of them are rather sparse. The issue, I believe, is what is it beneficial for?
The site is not truly designed for masturbation, although you may do so. Simply enter Big Boobs into the search box of a free tube. Although I didn't discover them in every entry, there were some decent outgoing links to porn. You might be disappointed if you go to the site in search of videos of a curvy prostitute you saw on Pornhub, as Boobpedia might only provide a comprehensive biography and filmography for you.
Boobpedia will primarily appeal to obsessive porn aficionados, particularly those who struggle with both Adderall and masturbation. The most enjoyment they'll get is from listing their favorite girls with DD cups or figuring out which curvy ladies have collaborated with their favorite dirty film companies.
For the average pornography enthusiast, the website is definitely worth a visit once in a while. When you see a terrible porn movie and just wonder who that horny lady was with, this is the place to go. Boobpedia (frequently mistyped as boobopedia or boopedia) will help you locate your remedy if you have a collection of bowling balls in your shirt. Be cautious not to go down that rabbit hole.