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The other day, I asked my group of pals a thrilling question. What is more homosexual? Watching a man have intercourse with a woman or watching a woman with a penis fuck a baby? Spend a minute considering that in your head. Perhaps you had a knee-jerk instinct that it's obviously more homosexual to see a girl with a penis, but it just Let's dissect that premise by beginning with a quick use of logic.
Whether you like it or not, I submit that seeing chicks with dicks have sex is less homosexual, even if some of my buddies disagree. For people who don't already watch tranny pornography, it may be difficult to accept, but it is the reality. There are several names for watching tranny porn, but gay is not one of them.
Since everyone might not be familiar with the word "tranny" in this age of political correctness, I should first define what I mean by it. I'm not sure if I'm still allowed to refer to them as trannies. However, it's fine. It's not easy to cancel me. No one expects me to be a gentleman of impeccable elegance.
via tranny I mean a genuine woman with a penis. Not a woman who used to be a man or a man who merely has boobs. By a beautiful woman, I mean one whose vagina the Gods have replaced with a penis. It can be startling to observe this occurrence for the first time if you've never seen it before. You'll rub your eyes and wonder if what you're seeing is real. The shock comes not from the fact that you're looking at a chick with a dick, but rather from the fact that you're seeing a beautiful girl with a dick. I believe the majority of individuals anticipate trans people to resemble their gym instructors from elementary school.
The matter of activity must also be kept in mind. In my opinion, seeing a tranny screw a female is less homosexual. Although watching a solo tranny masturbate is less gay than watching a man jerk off, I'm not saying it's less gay than watching a babe masturbate. As you can see, this topic is far more confusing than you might imagine.
Lastly, keep in mind that we all gaze at penises before making any conclusions. Technically speaking, I'm following penis down while watching pornography. I enjoy watching penetrative sex, which necessitates a penis. Be cautious before getting on your high horse because you're already somewhat gay; I really sit and watch a penis do its thing, and so do you.
Tits should be called to the stand by the prosecution.
My first piece of proof that watching trannies is less homosexual shouldn't come as a surprise. Is it gay to include more tits in a sexual experience? Regardless of how much adipose tissue surrounds it, looking at a pair of breasts is objectively more homosexual than looking at the male chest. I hope I don't need to spell that out for you.
However, there are more than just breasts. Almost every aspect of the human is still female. The average penis weighs around. 34 pounds, while women usually weigh 170 pounds. This implies that, on average, just 0. 002% of a bitch has been altered. Is that truly enough to make her that much more homosexual?
My friend, let's name him Aaron, is here to speak for the opposite side of the aisle. He claims it's gayer because the tranny is gayer than a heterosexual person. The discussion turns a little meta at this point. He reframes the question, asking who is gayer rather than what is gayer. The plight is approached in this intriguing manner, and it's the strongest case that watching transvestites is more homosexual.
It's a complete shift in the screenplay. He argues that the tranny is gayer because she is more like a woman, but I argue that she is less gay since she is more like a woman. What a stalemate. In my opinion, someone is free to choose either path. Since pornography focuses on the body rather than the mind, I still believe that trans women are less gay. Furthermore, when a bitch is beating my cock, I couldn't care less about what's going through her mind.
If I've persuaded you to watch some tranny porn, you should do it on Noodlemagazine. They offer an amazing array of the hottest trannies committing every sin conceivable. When a woman is strapped with a cock, it has an effect on her hormone levels. As a result, she becomes a sex fiend who needs to be fucked more than anybody else. They will even experiment with anything in the quest of an orgasm.
Noodlemagazine is a complete pornographic website with a wide variety of categories, but we're only interested in the shemale stuff. A little filter on the page allows you to arrange videos by length, number of views, and quality. The thumbnail farm is located below that. Finally, there's a list of popular tags at the very bottom. Because they apply to the entire site, there isn't much trans stuff coming out of it.
The material on Noodle is excellent, as I stated, so let's have a look at some of it. I learned a valuable lesson from "Big Dick Shemale" that I hadn't considered before. It couldn't be of a woman with a bigger cock than mine if I were going to masturbate to some shemale porn. The fact that there are women with larger penis than mine is simply humiliating. Why is this possible? A different man may have a larger hog than me, but a woman?
I mean enormous when I say big. This woman had a cock that was like three stacked coke cans. I may not be small, but I can't compete with soft drink bottles. I like two white claws more than three cokes.
The Combination of Talent and Skill
The headline "[Self Fuck] Shock! Tranny Herself Cums in the Ass" piqued my interest, but it didn't make me want to play pocket pool. This lovely young tranny has the ideal body for putting their own penis in their backside, whoever she may be.
But this talent is more than simply a party trick. This woman may give herself a beautiful orgasm while performing an ass-fuck. You can color me impressed given the angles involved and the concentration it must need. I applaud you.
My anxieties were alleviated by "Group Sex with Russian Trans Girl Yulia. " A man contrasts the size of his penis to that of a tranny in the thumbnail. Since I need to know if this is appropriate conduct before I begin petting, I'm glad it is. The man, in this instance, is only slightly taller and more robust than the transsexual. I need a more commanding lead to feel at ease, even if he is larger.
On this matter, I hope I've helped you become a little more open-minded. The problem has more ups and downs than I can fathom. Bring this discussion up with your friends and family so that we may, as a race, agree on the subject.
The hottest shemales may be seen at Noodlemagazine. You wouldn't believe that these ladies aren't completely chicken unless you saw the rooster with your own eyes. The variety of content on Noodle is very impressive, particularly given that trannies aren't their area of expertise. I didn't need to witness a tranny screw her own ass, but now that I have, it's a nice bit of trivia to have in the bank.
As far as possible, the location is well-organized and straightforward. As this is a category of a larger porn site, there isn't even a main menu. The video quality is consistently outstanding. On Noodle, a lot of people vote on videos, giving you an idea of the quality before you click.
Extending the filter is the primary change I would make to Noodle. I don't like to sort by views or length, in my opinion. I would prefer to filter for the genre, body shape, and sexual orientation.
I wager you want to see that woman fuck herself. Therefore, continue forth and let curiosity be the downfall of the cat.