- User Rating
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- 1.Sexy as fuck
2.Fetish content
3.Lots of nudity
4.Kind of emo
On May 30, 1991, Katrina Jade was born in Southern California. Her cosmopolitan appearance is a result of her Dutch, German, Irish, Italian, Hawaiian, Native American, and Mexican ancestry. This woman resembles a little of everyone.
She is all women.
Add thinner eyes and a touch of black or Indian skin tone, and you have what every person will resemble in a few hundred years. They will probably not all be that attractive. Unless we go the genetic engineering way, that is.
Jade maintained a high level of secrecy regarding her life prior to entering the adult entertainment business. All I could come up with was that she was employed at Circuit City.
I don't understand how the timing of that is. I think one of the causes is that The purpose of Circuit City's closure is to stop violations of child labor regulations. Jade was in the back warehouse fixing the textile mill and converting a cotton gin. It's not surprising that she chose to do porn.
Jade began her career in pornography at the age of twenty-four, after traveling from early nineteenth-century industrial London to the present day using a time machine. Her first scene, which was an indication of what was to come, was shot with Kink. She refers to herself as a fetish model for a good reason.
Between 2013 and 2019, Jade dated and ultimately wed photographer and filmmaker Nigel Dictator. It's thought that Jade's interest in the field was sparked by Nigel. Due to the thirteen-year age difference, they probably got divorced in 2019. You don't want to listen to them discuss Paw Patrol and TikTok; rather, you want to screw women who are younger than you.
Nigel, I appreciate you persuading Jade to get nude on film, but I'm sorry you missed the chance to pound that pussy for the rest of your life. We've all benefited greatly from it. Jade's fans get to admire her amazing physique, and she gets to earn more money than she would have at the now-closed Circuit City.
Jade has collaborated with the top companies since she first started out, such as Hustler, Brazzers, Burning angel, Pure taboo, and Deeper, as well as Elegant Angel, Wicked Pictures, Twistys, Blacked, New Sensations, Sweetheart Video, Girlfriends Films, and Devil's Films.
She was nominated for best new actress by both Adult Video News and XBIZ in 2016. She was given the female artist of the year award by XBIZ, even if she didn't win the following year. In 2016, it seems like they picked the wrong bitch.
Jade has appeared in more than 610 films to date, including popular titles like Big Wet Interracial Tits, I Like Black Boys 13, Internal Damnation 11, Lex's Breast Fest 5, Take the Condom Off, and Cheating with the Nanny.
Mac and Cheese Superstar or Giant Cunt?
Let's take a look at what Jade is up to on her Twitter account. She calls herself an award-winning adult actress. Additionally, Jade is opposed to political correctness. Although there are certainly some porn performers who are pro-PC, I can't think of many. She enjoys Pitbulls and snakes, too, which are both positive things.
She also refers to herself as an intuitive artist. People are neither creative nor intuitive when they refer to themselves as having a creative intuition or anything else that is equally woke and arrogant, in my experience. They are a massive jerk with a tendency for delusional narcissism.
I have no intention of speaking to the woman, though. I can have intercourse with and masturbate to huge vulvas all day. In order for me to share a room with my vaginas, they don't have to be either clever or nice. Simply ride my cock with skill and flare, and don't say too much.
In February 2014, Jade started using Twitter. She now has more than 800,000 followers. Those are enormous figures for a porn performer. This woman is obviously doing something correctly.
Check out Jade's All, but don't forget to do so! My Links account should have access to all of her released content. This woman is a hard worker, so go there if you don't want to miss anything.
Jade's only Twitter account is described in a brief video pinned to the top of her wall. Jade didn't want her fans to be confused since there has been a lot of uncertainty around formal accounts since Musk took over the site.
Jade's intuitive ingenuity is somewhat compensated by the fact that she is well-versed in the kitchen. She enjoys publishing images of her creations, like the mac and cheese she produced lately. I won't lie to you, people. The mac looks fantastic, and the cheesy crust is crispy and delicious. I retract my statement that you are a massive cunt, and I would stick my dick in that mac and suck it up like a straw.
Going Nuts
Jade is a wild child, as you can probably guess. If the tats, piercings, and don't-give-a-fuck attitude don't work, her passion for middle fingers should. Until Jade follows through with her commitment, she is free to flip me the bird whenever she likes.
Jade recently suffered heartbreak, sadly. I don't think she saw the split coming in her gut. It makes her a little emotional. In my opinion, unless you're in a My Chemical Romance tribute band, you should stop discussing the wounds on your heart once you finish high school. Trust me, Jade. Eventually, someone will imprison that kitty. You will be fine.
Into My Life, Finger Bang Bang You
Considering my audience, Jade made a valid argument lately that I don't believe I emphasize enough. This is serious stuff. Fingering is really such a lovely thing, Jade tweeted. The finest sensation is when a MF truly knows how to flash the right gang signals inna coochie.
Gents, embrace those words. If you ever have the opportunity to have sex with a real-life female human being, these words should ring in your mind. Why? Because you're going to orgasm before you can remove your penis from your trousers. You will need the Midas touch if you want to cultivate returning clients.
Teachers Are Not What They Used to Be
Jade enjoys staying informed about what's happening in the world. Not the dull, meaningless stuff, such as the war in Ukraine or the politics of climate change. I'm referring to the eighth-grade teacher who recorded Only Fans material with her husband in the classroom.
They were, of course, terminated, but what were they thinking in the first place? Did they assume that no one in their community uses Only Fans? Of course, your little backward town in Arizona is full of masturbators, because there are people atop a mountain in Tibet jacking off on Only Fans. They are everywhere in our idiotic little planet.
Furthermore, this educator is not very appealing. She's not unattractive, but I would never spend money to see her nude. I would have hit it if she was the only bad within Ubering distance and I was intoxicated. If not, that's a resounding NO.
Above all, Jade is a businesswoman. The Power of Now by Elkhart Tole was the book Jade cited in a recent query from Weath Inc to its readers about which book has most influenced their personal development.
From what I can gather, it's all about crystals or some other kind of nonsense self-help like The Secret. You can make your wishes come true if you simply concentrate on it. Take it easy on yourself. Guess what? My readers would really love some pussy. All they think about is pussy. Does it benefit them in any way? No. The matter is settled.
The first rule of the Bad Parents Club is...
Oh no. Tell me that this lady isn't discussing her terrible upbringing on her f**king porn Twitter profile. We are aware! Falling from the sky is not the only way to become a porn actor. Living in Las Vegas and/or experiencing trauma are the causes of their creation.
Do you believe that expert parenting helped me become the damn Porn Dude? Just man up and put on your big boy pants. Then remove them again and upload a photo of your vagina. That's what the populace wants.
With that stated, Jade, you did it. Becoming a successful and wealthy porn star is the best kind of revenge. Your parents can go fuck themselves. You do you, sweetheart. Sticky high-five
Even if it's a little new-age and irritating, jade is still really hot. Nonetheless, that has no impact on my skill to masturbate to her picture for hours on end. Her face is mischievous, and her breasts and butt are definitely worth mentioning. This woman would do anything in bed.
I advise Jade to keep the emotional stuff on her private account and focus on her butt and breasts for her business profile. My readers are capable of crying during self-masturbation without assistance. They are perfectly capable of handling it on their own.
Before finger-blasting her on Twitter, Jade is waiting for you to cum too soon. Don't leave her hanging.
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