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There are a few other characteristics that almost all of my readers share, in addition to their love for pornography. To begin with, the majority of you reside in your mother's basement without paying rent. You have no prospects for improvement, no goals, and no employment.
Shamegasm
Every one of you adores video games. They make you forget. Surrounded by crusty, cum-filled tissues and to-go quick cuisine containers, you are imprisoned in your parents' basement.
None of you engage in regular sexual activity. If you aren't a virgin, it's because you slept with a disabled or mentally challenged woman. But hey, you do you, boo boo. I'm not here to make judgments. I make a living by analyzing pornography. Naturally, I also spend my days smashing pussy and enjoying the lap of luxury. However, that's beside the point.
I would be remiss if I didn't include little cocks on this list. I wager that six of your cocks would be needed to match one of an average size. Although the ocean's motion can make up for certain deficiencies, a micropenis is not one of them. When there are only a few inches to handle, there isn't much you can do other than put on a strap-on.
I believe it's obvious that you are all fat, ugly slobs if we stick to the topic of your bodies. If not, you would not be in the situation you are in. To be fair, moving out of your parents' house would at least tenfold increase your chances of getting laid.
You also share a love for professional wrestling. When you analyze professional wrestling, it may seem a bit strange, but I can see why some people enjoy it. Sexy women, drama, battle, and intrigue are all there.
Battling Sexy Divas
A list of attractive, fuckable chicks who go out and almost rip each other's clothes off is essential for any wrestling business. Like peanut butter and jelly, fighting and sex go hand in hand. Go get some for yourself.
Hold on, you can't. You aren't getting fucked unless a woman has a severe head injury, and even a one-legged Albanian dwarf could beat you up. Watching professional wrestling and daydreaming is the best you can do.
When the majority of people think about professional wrestling, they think about World Wrestling Entertainment, but there are other promotions as well. The second most popular promotion in the industry is AEW, sometimes known as All Elite Wrestling. Many well-known individuals who left WWE in search of better opportunities are on their roster.
Shahid Khan and his son Tony Khan are the owners of AEW. The executives are performers Matt and Nick Jackson, as well as Kenny Omega. Some well-known personalities in AEW include CM Punk, Chris Jericho, Cody Rhodes, Jon Moxley, and Kenny Omega.
Tits are not official.
Now that the fundamentals of AEW are established, I want to examine their Twitter account. But not their official Twitter account. I'd like to browse the unofficial Twitter profile that's not suitable for the workplace. I don't have to watch men get suplexed. I want to see bitches with their boobs out. I'm a straightforward guy, as I've stated before.
Let's begin at the top. The amazing Cassie Lee is featured in the most recent article as of this writing. She is flaunting every inch of her physique in this photo while wearing pink underwear. Wow, I would love to have one of those breasts in my mouth.
We then come to Skye Blue. Despite despising her lazy, crappy name, I adore her hot beach figure. This woman is kneeling in the sand, prepared to receive a large amount of cum juice. Her lips are ideal for spraying jizz down.
The following article is a gif of Jamie Hayter beating up some women while her own backside jiggles with each punch she throws. I want to take the sequined shorts off of her behind and stick my katana into her anus like a samurai committing seppuku.
The fact that everything moves so much is my favorite aspect of women wrestling. Everything is in motion, from the buttocks to the breasts. A lot of double-sided adhesive tape is necessary to hold those attire together. I wonder if I could get away with sneaking onto the set one day and messing with their tape.
Big Titty Goth Bitch
We've discussed similarities a lot today. There are many things that all men share, even though I was previously just discussing you guys. A fondness for large-breasted goth girlfriends is one of those things. Everyone, regardless of gender, loves big titty goth girlfriends.
What is there to dislike? Black is a cool hue. Large breasts are fantastic. No one ever rejected BDSM. Additionally, "no" is not part of the lexicon of big titty goth girls. You have complete control over them.
Saraya takes on the role of big titty goth bitch for All Elite Wrestling. She's the ideal hot topic bitch. She is attractive, has lips that are ideal for performing oral sex, dresses in red and black, and desires to spend the day having intercourse. I would have almost proposed. However, I will not. The Porndude has too much pussy to crush for rings.
This leads us to a gif of the amazing tag team Taynara Melo Guevara. These beauties appear prepared to handle a cock as a group. I have a feeling they would function beautifully together as they pulled, sucked, and fucked my penis into insanity.
I'm guessing the crazy one is the one who seems to have some Latin in her. She's either slicing off your dick or riding it. There is nothing in between.
Yeast Mode
The majority of these women have been on the smaller side. But this other lady is all muscle. Without a doubt, I would never engage Jade Cargill in a confrontation. She is a skilled wrestler who knows the best.
She has the kind of arm strength that might rip your dick off in one effortless move. She could probably break my dick in half.
She has muscles everywhere, not just in her arms. Her buttocks seem to have been carved out of granite. You could bounce a bullet off of that. It might be constructed of adamantium. I'm not sure whether someone could thrust their dick past her cheeks to have intercourse with her ass. Her anus might be permanently disconnected from the outside world.
That brings us back to little, lovable bitchez that slept their way into the promotion. Anna Jay, for example. Anna Jay has the appearance of a professional porn star rather than a professional wrestler. She is seen in this photo wearing pajama onesies that don't leave much to the imagination, if anything.
I'm willing to wager that this woman will eventually work in pornography. There is no way around it. She is simply too desirable to avoid filming her vagina. Therefore, anna, do the world a favor and just let it go. Simply take it and have some cock for Blacked. From the way you look at me, I can see that you like black cock.
Following Anna is a photo of Jade Cargill, the amazonian woman, who appears to be even more muscular in this image. She must be doing squats all day long based on her thighs. Her curves are amazing. I wager she'd give you a feargasm before you even attempted to penetrate her gash.
A Favorite Babe
One of my favorite divas on the All Elite Wrestling roster is Mickie James. You will immediately see why when you first lay eyes on her. Her rack is amazing. In AEW, I think she has the greatest physique. And she has a whore face. A strong slut face is liked by everyone. The number of times that dome piece has been hosed in ropes is innumerable. At this stage, it's likely that it will remain sticky forever. There are certain things that cannot be easily erased.
In her modeling images, Sadie Gibbs seems a little bit out of place. It appears that she is more prepared for the catwalk than for the ring. It's surprising that Sadie spends her days promoting Gucci or Vera Wang. I have a sense that she would soon become tired of it.
I'll conclude with one last image of Jamie Hayter. The straps supporting her buttocks are my favorite element of her attire. Her buttocks are shown in the most favorable light. I want to rush up into the ring and smack the crap out of it.
All Elite Wrestling has a huge roster of attractive female wrestlers who enjoy competing and flaunting their physiques. Please continue, ladies; I'm all for it.
The fact that bitches aren't more naked on this Twitter profile is the only thing I have to complain about. I'm making an effort to see every millimeter of these idiots.
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