tuktukpatrol
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- 1.Beautiful amateur Thai sluts
2.Exclusive HD fuck movies
3.Taboo teen twin threesome!
4.Stale content, no updates
5.Relatively small collection
Many people believe that The Porn Dude is a repulsive slob who spends all of his time in the basement, covered in his own grime, lube, and food. Believe me, it's not the case! I have interests other than jerking off to pornography every waking minute of the day, and I am always outside. Hey, I'm a globe-trotting bastard. I just returned from Thailand, a nation with so much to offer: sexy teen prostitutes doing cheap work, young Thai 18+ girls who adore the scent of tourist jizz and money, and Asian MILFs devouring cock.
Half of you are cucked by your wives, who become extremely angry at the mere idea of you going on a worldwide sex tour, but I constantly advise my fellow deviants to reserve a flight. Simply tell the old hag that you truly enjoy pad Thai. Alternatively, you may save a little money now and a lot later on the divorce settlement by simply directing your browser to TukTukPatrol. com, a premium Asian site that specializes in gorgeous sluts from the Land of Smiles.
Don't Leave Any Thai Pussy Behind
The landing page's slogan, No Thai Pussy Left Behind, is an ambitious objective. With around 70 million people, Thailand has a significant amount of island poon. I only need a fraction of that since I'm just one person. I don't know, maybe half? I'll take that.
The preview page provides a couple of outstanding peeks at some of their top-rated patrols. The top film on the list is Unbelievable Busty Asian Twins Porn, which is absolutely insane. Although taboo adult films frequently feature sluts pretending to be stepsisters, these two attractive 18-year-olds share the same face, flawless figure, and wicked humping abilities.
Truthfully, I'm almost convinced, but TukTukPatrol wants you to know that there's much more to the menu. A young Asian MILF is drinking semen straight from the tap, a tall woman who was simply attempting to take a pleasant, wholesome stroll is being manhandled by a couple of men, and there is a chubby Thai girl with blue eyes being opened up like a can of whores by a couple of bigdicked white men.
A trip to Thailand is less expensive than a OneWa flight.
You are already aware that Asian paysites frequently cost slightly more than their blonde porn counterparts if you have been afflicted with a debilitating case of yellow fever and have spent a lot of time looking through my Premium Asian Porn Sites list. With TukTukPatrol, however, it's different. They charge the same $30 monthly fee as the majority of mainstream sex websites. It sounds like a good deal, for sure.
If you are willing to give them your email address and agree to receive frequent spam, a virtual roulette wheel on the landing page will give you up to 75% off. Particularly because unsubscribing from a company's email spam list is not rocket science, it's a fair deal.
When a Slut Brings Her Sister
The most recent movie is titled Kam: Big Thai Tits Rattle from Above and Below, and the thumbnail features a stunning young 18+ Asian beauty with a killer rack. In most cases, big melons are not linked to Asian porn, which only adds to its juicyness and flavor.
Each episode has a thorough write-up for each scene. The dude was previously texted by this 22-year-old woman's sister, who informed him that she had a surprise for him. Surprise! I've always gotten into a lot of difficulties by sleeping with a girl's sister, but perhaps Thai society is just very different. The Land of Smiles is aptly named for a cause.
The infant is seen striking a pose in a hotel room in a four-page gallery of images. She is really attractive, young (18+), and has the ideal amount of baby fat. I reached the third page of blowjob images and thought to myself, "Why haven't I just hit Play on the video? "
As you could expect, TukTukPatrol videos begin with tuktuks and lovely ladies. Presumably on the way to that hotel, Kam and her sister are conducting an interview in fractured English from the back of an autorickshaw. We really lucked out today; I'm not trying to come across as an jerk or someone who judges women like cuts of meat. Without a doubt, Kam is the more attractive of the two siblings.
The video player is extremely basic. The video quality options range from 360P to 1080P, although I don't even notice a video quality setting. As I watch the ladies pose in front of a Christmas tree, the streaming quality is acceptable. Either things are done differently in Thailand, or the most recent video on TukTukPatrol is outdated. I'm penning this in June.
On-Demand Polished Amateur Asian Pornography
Here, I adore the films' unedited, amateurish vibe. Some fortunate guy on vacation in Thailand is just you or me, the guy with the camera. He's having sex, recording it for later, and sharing all the excitement with us.
It seems like a lot of preparation for a 30-minute film, but you can see that it's because the cameraman is having a great time. Nobody wants to hurry this, and the excitement is real. Naturally, nobody will prevent you from fast-forwarding to the 12-minute mark, where the cock sucking takes place.
You'll soon see that many of these idiots don't know how to use a camera during a doggy style scene if you spend any time on the amateur tubes. It's obvious that our man has some experience, and he has a few additional cameras set up around the space to capture the intense Asian action from many perspectives.
At the conclusion of the scene, the man draws close to her shaved vagina and spends a minute praising his masterpiece after filling it with sperm. I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that.
Someone left the cake out in the rain.
That Christmas tree in June kept crossing my mind. When I returned to TukTukPatrol's Latest Patrols page, I was blown away! The inclusion of that sequence occurred over four years ago! Between 2012 and 2014, they included a large number of these amateur Asian sex escapades before ceasing, seemingly.
In the hopes that this was some sort of error, I went to the Updates page by clicking the Menu button in the corner. Well, it turns out there is no updates page; it's simply a broken link in the Menu. TukTukPatrol informed me File Not Found, even though I had been anticipating the new Thai teen threesomes. What a load of crap!
I prefer to see at least one update every week on any website that requires payment. Although I've seen a few that have successfully managed a more staggered release schedule, it only works if the content is really specialized and not accessible elsewhere online. Don't get me wrong: the filth I saw on TukTukPatrol was excellent. However, this isn't the only place to see Thai girls being fucked senseless.
That taboo teen twin threesome was the only thing that stood out to me above all else. Although it's uncommon for a single movie on a paysite to persuade me in such a way, I'm not sure that makes up for the fact that this site is so boring. What's really annoying is that they have a little bit of a presence elsewhere online, which only serves to entice users into thinking that the main site is updated as well. Give us some new videos and quit screwing around on Instagram and the blog!
TukTukPatrol has some lovely, polished amateur films of Thai girls being banged, particularly the one featuring the twins. However, I cannot suggest a website that hasn't been updated in over four years. Just download everything if you do sign up, and be sure to terminate your membership before you are charged again.