thelifeerotic
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- 1.Premium arthouse solo and lesbian porn
2.Three free full-length pornos
3.Sexy, lesser-known pornstars and models, mostly euro
4.Cheaper than most sites
5.~1400 Films
6.~3000 galleries
7.New movie every 4 days
8.High class and kinky
9.Downloads included
10.Short runtimes
Are you living the erotic life? Given that my main job is fap-testing adult websites and I have a weekly hookup with a porn star for PornDudeCasting, I certainly believe I do. This next website will still allow you to live vicariously through attractive ladies who are very familiar with that lifestyle, even if you aren't a professional masturbator or video stud. Even a virgin neckbeard who lives in his mother's basement will have a blast with this, assuming he has a pulse.
The individuals at MetArt are the brains behind the paysite TheLifeErotic. com. I am aware that some of you may think we are about to see some softcore nudes when I bring up MetArt, but today we are looking at at one of their more twisted, filthy companies. Although there are now a lot more explicit photographs and genital stimulation, it is still quite artistic. These are high-end lesbian and single scenes with an arthouse vibe. I'm curious to find out what's making the joint so popular, as it receives around half a million tourists every month.
Living the Erotic Lifestyle
It's clear the moment you load The Life, even if you've never been to a MetArt website. This isn't going to be your average reality porn pay site, which is erotic. With a dark colour scheme reminiscent of upscale smut, even the slick design suggests something a bit more sophisticated than typical smut. champagne rooms at strip clubs as opposed to the seedy neighborhood glory hole vibe that many pay sites offer.
Additionally, the pictures convey the tale of a high-end item designed for discerning deviants. In part, that's the row of Movie Updates with promotional pictures that are designed to resemble movie posters, but they are, of course, X-rated and sensual. A woman is seen humping a carrot in one poster, while a masked beauty is shown kneeling in the woods in another. My favorite is the still from Tasty Treat 2, which shows a close-up of a woman peeing into a wine glass, beautifully lit in shades of purple and blue.
The tour page, which features pee, dildos, chains, and latex catsuits, immediately raises more unusual expectations than the typical MetArt fare. Additionally, MetArt's fingerprints may be seen on practically every aspect of the manufacturing at TheLifeErotic, as any follower of the brand will attest. Some may describe the sets, setups, lighting, and shot framing as lavishly polished and professional.
It is easy to locate hardcore, fetish, and high-quality pornography in 2024. However, it's still difficult to locate material that strikes those notes with the same level of couture sophistication. TheLifeErotic. com is a great place to begin if you've never seen a MetArt before. For one thing, it's one of their more obvious websites. Additionally, they offer three free entire movies. An email address is all that is needed; a credit card is not necessary.
Because I'm a sucker for a decent freebie, I tuned in to see Jewels starring Lorena B. (Her last name does not rhyme with Hobbit, though). if that's what you assumed when you read the title. Despite the fact that it features a woman donning a pussy clamp and a jeweled buttplug, Lorena is undoubtedly enjoying The Life Erotic, which is an unexpectedly sophisticated film. This piece of crap is transformed into art by the beautiful cinematography and slow camera movements, the kind of art that one can masturbate to.
Masturbating in the Art Museum
I had seen enough of TheLifeErotic. com to want to see more. I went to the registration website to inquire about purchasing a ticket with this in mind. TheLifeErotic is a lot cheaper than most pay sites nowadays, at only 20 bones, whereas the majority of them charge 30 dollars per month. It costs twice as much as the non-recurring fee, which is far too much to spend for the ease of not having to terminate your account afterwards. Set a reminder on your phone if you're concerned.
Because TheLifeErotic has been around since 2009 and I'm only now joining the fun, I feel like I'm a little late to the party. But because they've been around for so long, they've had plenty of time to develop that collection, and for that I'm thankful. The entire collection currently includes about 1400 aesthetically pleasing erotic videos.
With videos lasting between 10 and 15 minutes on average, pay sites have, admittedly, rather short runtimes. The price is so low and the collection is already so extensive that I would be more annoyed by it. In general, I believe that you receive a fair quantity of volume for the price. They are now putting out a new film every four days, in addition to all of the current content. I would say that this is above and above since I prefer to watch at least one piece of filth every week if I'm paying for it.
When assessing pay sites, I frequently skip over the photo galleries since they are frequently nonsensical. Many paysites employ automatically produced video screenshots to increase the number of content items, even if no one is really masturbating to them. However, TheLifeErotic is a MetArt production with about 3,000 tastefully arranged and bizarre nudie galleries. You might as well choose the best ones if you're going to masturbate to stills.
Who exactly are these sexually aroused women?
Only that TheLifeErotic doesn't have many well-known women is one of its few drawbacks. If you go to a high-budget American website, the homepage may be full of women you've previously jacked off to. TheLifeErotic photographs attractive, less well-known porn actresses and models, the majority of whom are European women and a few Americans. Although the majority of them are thin and white, if you look further, you'll find some seductive women and unusual girls.
Angel Wicky, Rebecca Volpetti, and Cara Mell are among the sexiest celebrities on the site at the moment. Additionally, they have filmed with some of the ladies I have slept with on the PornDudeCasting couch, such Kylie Quinn and Anissa Kate. Like many Euro and amateur sites, there are also many sluts with only one name, such as Simon, Nikia, Yelena, and Anjelica.
A model known only as Katya G. stars in the most recent film from The Life Erotic, which was released just yesterday. Tasty Treat 2 is the piss. The movie I previously mentioned, a 13-minute dive into urine-drinking depravity, was beautifully photographed by the artists at MetArt.
Katya is seen in the video using a wine glass to urinate, drinking it, sucking on a dildo, and masturbating in the tub. It differs from the majority of paysites due to the peeing itself, but also because of the blue illumination, which gives it a somewhat music video or Dario Argento horror movie atmosphere.
The presentation is strangely creative, yet it does not deviate from the fapworthy content, unlike much of what is labeled "erotica" elsewhere. The tight, revealing images clearly depict the beautiful girl's nakedness and what she is doing to herself. There are no fancy filters or excessively complex edits that detract from the content.
The video gives the impression that we are simply eavesdropping on Katya's lovely night alone, even with the minor aesthetic touches you would expect from MetArt. Even if this one might be a great option for your personal offline spank bank, MetArt websites continue to allow members to download films. After I finish writing this, I was thinking about watching it again so I could enjoy it with both hands.
TheLifeErotic. com is quite similar to MetArtX, another MetArt brand that features explicit masturbation sequences. The LifeErotic has a far higher level of freakiness than the other. MetArtX videos consist of rather simple masturbation sequences, but TheLifeErotic is more likely to incorporate elements like fishnets, bondage equipment, urination, and pussy eating. Around here, the name of the game is high class and incredibly freaky.
Because of the increased explicitness in comparison to the original, TheLifeErotic. com is one of the simpler MetArt sites to suggest. It's not only dirtier, but it's also kinkier, incorporating a lot of BDSM and fetishism into what could be considered a typical, albeit skillfully made, masturbation scene. Not every porn enthusiast will be impressed by the highbrow aesthetic, but neither will it be in the way. Since the freebies are actually free, I advise beginning there to gain a sense of the location.