scrolllercom1
New member
- User Rating
- review
- 1.Super efficient
2.Tons of content
3.Pics, clips, and gifs
4.Occasionally, vanilla content sneaks in
If you're anything like me, you can't help but wonder how much better a conventional civilian film might have been every time you watch one. had it been the case that everyone was having sex the entire time. Since the dawn of motion pictures, I can't think of a single movie that wouldn't have been greatly enhanced by the presence of naked people making love. from the first scene to the conclusion credits.
Pushing it to the Extreme
Right now, I know exactly what you're thinking. When I make such a bold statement, everyone always asks: What about Schindler's List? What about Schindlers List? is my usual response. Do you think it would be improved with some tits and ass?
Naturally, it would. The only thing that could possibly lighten a film about the Holocaust are breasts. I tend to see the glass as half full. I make lemonade from life's lemons by engaging in sexual activities with strict schedules and fapping. So far, the plan hasn't let me down. More orgasms are my response to every issue in life.
Do you believe that Schindler wasn't bodybagging gash when he wrote out his list? You must be really stupid. Schindler has so much pussy at his disposal that one man can't possibly handle it. He's a hero. Heroes are popular among girls. It's amazing that his plans weren't totally thrown off course by the continuous flow. I would have completely forgotten that World War II was taking place.
There's no need to say it. I can predict your next question, and yes, Roots would have benefited greatly from additional sexual activity. Everyone is aware of the extreme heat of master-slave relationships. In my life, I've slept with a lot of slave sluts. As we speak, I have a few of them confined in the basement.
Have you dipshits never heard of BDSM before? Three-fourths of Roots is now pornography. The attire and historical setting are the only things that detract from the ambiance.
All the hallmarks of BDSM pornography are present in Roots: whips, chains, bondage, and compelled labor. Just the thought of it gives me a throbbing hard-on. Oh my God! The reason I get an erection every time I see Star Trek: The Next Generation suddenly dawned on me.
Blackfish is comparable to Black Cock.
You're probably feeling a bit strange in your stomach right now since you don't want to concur with me, but I'm making some excellent points. You're trying to come up with an example in your tiny monkey brain. Using pussy won't improve it. Some of you may be considering documentaries. You assumed I don't masturbate while viewing the mind-blowing 2013 exposé Blackfish, and you guys don't know me. Obviously, I did. During the film, I had two orgasms and one throughout the conclusion credits.
Have you ever seen an orca cock up close? Those bastards are fortunate. I have the phone numbers of several prostitutes who would like to enter an orca enclosure at SeaWorld and give those bastards an unforgettable evening. The life of an orca in captivity is miserable and isolated. A human pussy would be a rare and welcome treat. I would spend all of my time choking the chicken and waiting for a human trainer to rescue me if I were confined to a tiny cage for my entire life. fall in so I could skull fuck them to death.
I apologize? What did you just tell me? Did you just dare to imply that I was unable to spit jizz to coverage of the Vietnam War? How dare you! I am a principled person. I wouldn't spend my time forcing you to read these pieces if I couldn't get off to war coverage.
To be frank, the only reason I'm so focused on current events is because there's such a thing as porn news. As long as the news anchor is a sexy, naked woman, I can handle viewing the news. If it weren't for a slut who does the news while riding giant stunt cocks, I still wouldn't know what 9/11 is.
Right now, your brain is frantically trying to think of something I won't masturbate to. It's not doable. I'll conclude this tirade by saying that snuff movies are already pornography; there's no need to make them into it.
At this moment, I believe I have made my argument loud and clear. I can masturbate to anything. For this reason, I adore horror material so much. In order to get the most out of a beat session, I occasionally need the additional thrill of blood and guts.
So Little Time, So Much Porn
That brings me to Scrolller. Although Scrolller does more than just porn, it is well equipped for it. As its name suggests, Scrolller facilitates a smooth, enjoyable, and productive experience when scrolling through pornography.
The website is really smooth to use and looks great. It draws inspiration from the design and style of Twitter, Instagram, and other apps. Considering that all of the material consists of photographs and GIFs, this makes sense. Scrolller's top has a dropdown navigation menu with the options Home, Favorites, Following, Leaderboard, Search, Install app, Categories, Community, Get Premium, and About.
Those basic tools are enough to allow you to navigate the entire website. The options for horror content in the menu beneath the header are Follow, Sort, Filter, Source, and Share. Content can be sorted by Random, Top, Hot, New, or Rising. The filter choices are None, Photos, Videos, and Albums.
Don't forget about that share button. My family enjoys keeping up with everything I do that excites me. I have a Facebook page with former classmates, coworkers, and acquaintances who depend on me for the best social media porn suggestions.
You may access the subReddit page where this material comes from by clicking the "source" link. Scrolller allows you to see as much extreme pornography as possible in the least amount of time, but you can also see it right on Reddit. Reddit is no match.
The vast array of content that you can scroll through is the only topic left to address. You are free to roam this area until you become so worn out that your damn hand chooses to commit suicide. In fact, both of your hands will be involved—one will be typing on the keyboard while the other wickedly masturbates you.
To make it easy for you to beat your meat, all GIFs on the screen begin to play automatically without requiring you to press the play button. Although the thumbnails are big enough to be viewed directly, you may fullscreen them for the greatest experience.
You can turn the volume on or off when you open a GIF. Additionally, there is a little menu from which you may download, share, favorite, and see the source. The material will continue to play until you've had as much as your wicked little heart can handle.
What You'll Discover
Let's discuss some of the garbage you'll encounter on Scrolller's horror material. There will be a lot of screenshots and clips from horror films with nude scenes to begin with. They all have grade A tits, and all your favorites are here. They were employed for a reason, and it wasn't because of their acting prowess.
Additionally, there are a plethora of lustful goth girlfriends with huge boobs available. Regardless of whether you're a jock or a prepper, it makes no difference. Everyone wants a goth girlfriend with large breasts. They are the absolute best, and they never refuse. These ladies will do whatever it takes to make you orgasm intensely.
Some of these gothic bitches do more than just wear black and flaunt their amazing physiques. Some individuals carry it to the extreme by coating themselves in blood and entrails as if they had just been slain. Scrolller is a place for anyone who loves blood.
Scrolller has so many gorgeous Halloween costumes that I just can't remember them all. You'll be wasting all day in the horror area of Scrolller once October arrives. You'll masturbate so frequently and with such intensity that only blood will emerge.
I feel obligated to inform you that at least one image of a chick having her anus tattooed exists. That woman has to be utterly insane. What measures do you take to prevent that stuff from becoming horribly infected? Your feces exits from it because it is an open sore. That seems like a recipe for flesh-eating illness, gangrene, and workers. However, if a female had a tattooed asshole, I would definitely fuck her. To make you jizz, she would travel to the end of the world and return. That's what love is all about.
One of the best ways to indulge in horror porn is through Scrolller. When you could be blowing through content on Scrolller, don't waste time on another site.
On Scrolller, what is there to gripe about? Very little. Although I'm sure a little bit of vanilla material creeps in once in a while, it's to be anticipated.
I hope you bastards don't have a tendency to carpal tunnel syndrome because you have a lot of work to do. Roller.