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Nobody will dispute my assertion that breasts are the sh*t. They are soft, jiggly, bouncy, compressible, suckable, and completely mesmerizing. The moment when breasts break out of a bra is like a heavenly angelic light shining down from a cloudless sky. We salivate like a dog at a BBQ, our jaws drop to the floor, and we move closer to them while making a sucking sound with our lips.
Coconuts with a Milky Milky Flavor
It is out of our control. Our boobs make us feel like youngsters in a candy shop. The causes are fundamentally evolutionary. We want our offspring to have enormous breasts from which to sip gallons of breast milk. Delicious. Darwin, I've heard, was a big titty man.
But our love for plump pieces of fleshy goo balls isn't limited to breasts. If you’re like me, a fat butt is the only thing that can top mama milkers. Is there anything better than ass on this planet, damn it? Does the human female ass not rank number one among all of its numerous natural wonders? Yes, without a doubt.
Capable of being slapped, spanked, twerked, penetrated, and placed on the face. The best of the universe's creativity is represented by the donkey. The beauty of the golden ratio is achieved by the finest asses. The proportion of the universe that is most appealing to both of us. For this reason, subreddits such r/TightSqueeze are so well-liked. Men enjoy seeing women struggle to put tight jeans over their well-rounded backs.
Why as?
What makes men so infatuated and enthusiastic about the behind? The study has been carried out by men who are more intelligent than me, and they have come up with some intriguing hypotheses. Let's start with something that didn't need science to understand, and I'll save the most interesting one for the conclusion.
Men shouldn't stare at or touch a woman's buttocks. At its worst, it's unlawful; at its best, it's deemed impolite. In general, people desire things they are unable to obtain. A woman won't be happy if I approach her on the street and attempt to insert my face between her buttocks. Understandably. One of my readers is the kind of man who would do that, and no woman wants to be touched by one of my readers on the street.
The allure of feet as a fetish, in my opinion, is partly due to this. Shoes and socks frequently cover the feet. Because they are exposed, it can be a little personal for them. This is why men are infatuated with them. We are such basic beings. Men want to put anything that isn't meant for us to see or touch in our mouths.
Second, a booty makes for a great pussy handle. You may utilize the buttocks to get the angle and leverage over the vagina, whether you're giving a dog a lovely hug or tickling her cervix with the tip of your penis while in the doggy-style posture. You may even reign the butt in for more pleasure by getting your fingers underneath the butt fold. I refer to it as the grip spank.
The booty fold is frequently represented at its finest in posts on r/TightSqueeze. I enjoy seeing a woman get her pants caught on the fold as she tries to pull her yoga pants up to her hips. I'm sorry that I'll have to remove her pants as soon as she manages to put them on.
Suffocating the Chicken and Emptying My Eggs
The age-old query, "What came first, the chicken or the egg? " is similar to the question of society's role in the increasing appeal of fat buttocks. In my opinion, there are elements of both column A and column B. The cultural spotlight was brought to humanity by its innate affinity for ass. Loving bums became a self-fulfilling prophecy after that.
One of a woman's most feminine features is her buttocks. Although all men and women have butt cheeks, the two are not identical. A woman's buttocks are much more beautiful due to the smooth hairlessness and sloping curvature, among other things.
The combination of titty and ass is fantastic, but their combined strength is formidable. Their interweaving creates the much-desired hourglass form. Somewhat about that The framework of a Coke bottle inspires our dick's mind. Every bit of our mental energy is redirected to the visual and tactile centers, effectively ending all higher thinking. A reader might orgasm simply by standing there if a woman is formeda perfectly.
The majority of the women in r/TightSqueeze are shaped like sex dolls. If I had to create the ideal woman's physique, I would use this place as a resource. I'm so happy that women enjoy sharing pictures and videos of their bodies so much. It gives me a reason to live.
Math in school
A facet of the male desire for booty that I hadn't anticipated was just lately discovered by study. The angle at which the ass departs the lower back is actually far more significant than the ass as a whole. According to a recent research, the optimum angle for releasing the booty to achieve the greatest arousal is forty-five degrees. When you pause to consider it, that makes sense. The size of that angle determines the ultimate shape and size of the ass. Men adore high heels for this reason. The angle at which a woman's buttocks protrudes is increased by wearing heels.
However, from an evolutionary perspective, why is that angle so important to us? Physics, as it turns out, is the explanation. Women with more angled butts are able to transfer their body weight over their hips more effectively. This becomes crucial when a bitch's center of mass is shifted forward by several inches during pregnancy. A pregnant woman's ability to forage for nuts and berries during pregnancy is helped by the baby weight returning to her hips. Additionally, it reduces the risk associated with having many pregnancies. The main goal is to disperse seeds.
I never imagined that I would be using a protractor and compass to measure ass angels on a porn subreddit, but here I am. I wouldn't publish information like that about important study without first getting independent verification. The study seems to be accurate to me, but don't just take my word for it. Measure for yourself by hopping onto r/TightSqueeze.
Packing the Booty
The question now is, where can you find the finest ass porn on the web, given that we have established the superiority of ass above all else in life? As you might have guessed, I really like r/TightSqueeze.
Although Reddit was not initially intended to be a porn site, its architecture is ideal for the medium. Reddit was designed for men who would rather spend hours browsing porn videos than watch entire movies since they are the kind of man who dislikes making choices.
When it comes to mobile usage, there aren't many better porn sites. There's no telling when the desire to caress your man meat can hit you. What if it occurs during a friend's wedding? It might be several hours before you can return to the convenience of your computer at home. You have the option of standing around like a moron or emptying your balls while everyone is occupied with the best man's address.
A recent event that improved my life would not have made r/TightSqueeze the amazing subreddit it is today. They are known as yoga pants, and they make the winter worth living through.
I love watching yoga pants posts on r/TightSqueeze. The man who created the yoga pant is Chip Wilson, in case you want to thank him in your prayers tonight. If I were using emojis, I would add a few smile faces in this place. When asked to guess the name of the man who came up with yoga trousers, Chip Wilson would have been among my top five candidates.
Not to detract from the denim articles. Denim is a tougher material that makes it harder to glide over the booty flesh. This frequently leads to fascinating articles. To give these women a little extra power, I wish I had a Star Trek transporter. When I quit writing porn articles, maybe that's what I'll do. I already have my doctorate.
Reddit is home to a ton of amazing porn subreddits, but I have to admit that r/TightSqueeze is one of my top picks. You will not be able to help yourself from jerking off when you arrive.
The absence of ebony bitches is my sole grievance. The buttocks of black women are well-known around the world. How can they not be all over r/TightSqueeze? I'm confused. The majority of the girls are white, though there are some Latina beauties. Although I like white women, they aren't known for their large buttocks, unlike Latinas and black women.
If you're reading this piece while attending a wedding, you know what to do. Make sure no one is watching you before you do anything.
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