Reddit PornMemes, sometimes known as r/PornMemes! I consider myself a rather intelligent and funny son of a bitch, you know. I make sure to include a fair amount of writing reviews for my website while spending my days masturbating to online pornography. share of filthy jokes concerning dick sizes, felching, and the various kinds of microorganisms that may be transmitted via oral-anal contact. I still wonder, though, if my sense of humor is becoming a bit old-fashioned for you millennials out there. I feel like I'm attempting to spit dust out of my rear while everyone else is acting like an ancient, deceased fart, similar to George Carlin or Rodney Dangerfield. smiling at a few YouTube celebrities who have a very different style. Another instance is the memes that can be found on Reddit's PornMeme forum, which use simple captions on filthy images to generate laughter—something I appreciate. I just can't use my all-text format.
Even though the majority of you are already somewhat acquainted with Reddit, if not, then kudos for at last breaking free from the cult in which your parents reared you. The website is, at its core, an online super-forum covering a wide range of topics. With a staggering 60 million daily visitors, the site is also quite well-liked by the PornMemes community. This board, which has around 52,000 members right now, was established in 2013. I discovered more than 200 neckbeards, virgins, and overall deviates squandering their productivity in this haven of filth when I visited PornMemes on a Monday morning. attractive women, humor, and nerdy stuff.
Memes about sex and jokes about buttholes
You've visited Reddit before, right? The site's PornMemes subreddit is comparable to others. Only four guidelines are listed on the sidebar to the right: no being an asshole; no soliciting, asking "who is this? " or non-memes; keep. All photographs must be safe for work, and the titles must be meme-related. The final rule is quite disappointing, not simply because I'm a Porn Dude who always seeks out the most graphic and depraved stuff I can find. The sub is also designated as NSFW due to Adult Content, which is right above the laws, and this makes me really angry. Which is it then?
I don't see any exposed nipples, mouths full of cock, or buttholes that have been deeply penetrated by dicks when I scroll down the page quickly for a summary. The default view prioritizes the Hot content, which is determined by a mix of the upload date and user upvotes. Currently, the top image has 680. a picture of a hot girl with an unamused expression and the caption as follows: upvotes:
Me: I prefer a man who utilizes toys throughout intercourse.
I fire my Nerf pistol at her buttocks while we're having sex.
Her: (an attractive, unimpressed-looking woman)
Apart from the misspelling of a traditional children's toy, it's a pretty good meme. Despite the fact that the girl is attractive enough for me to look through the comment threads in order to learn her name (Sarah Gadon), she, sadly, does not have any. genuine porn available online.
A porn meme that has been circulating recently is currently the second most popular piece of material. This morning, I saw the very same one on Reddit as well as 9GAG. The dirtiest, most graphic parts have been removed from a tightly cropped porn screengrab. The word "Fire" is written on a man's leg, which is visible from the side of the picture. A woman's screaming face is bending into the shot above the leg, with her legs above her head. She is referred to as "Australia. " The girl in the middle of the frame, who is playing video games and identified by the moniker, is oblivious to the difficult fuck that is happening just offscreen. "Every other country watching the fight between the United States and Iran. "
Having politics in your porn is the most enjoyable thing ever, am I right? I won't gripe about it until Donald Trump's Russian urine tape is released, but in the meanwhile, it's all a big fucking bore to me. At least the Redditors are more inclined to share information or have a greater understanding of the subject than the idiots at 9GAG. I clicked on the useful link to XVideos to see Lexxxus Adams and Vanessa Phoenix in action after looking through the comments to locate the origin. a sequence titled Nerdy Gamer Hotties.
All day long, just real, original sex memes
The sorting approach was changed to display the Newest material first. The subreddit PornMeme is a microcosm of the larger, thriving Reddit community of internet users that is both highly perverse and amusing. The subreddit is updated with new content almost every minute, which shouldn't be too surprising considering that it has over 52,000 members.
A meme that someone created by superimposing a cartoon of a dog masturbating over a picture of a laptop displaying a pornography scene is the board's newest member. The cowgirl riding the dog is labeled as Me. "My dog ate my homework" is what I will say at school tomorrow, but it's today. It's amusing, isn't it? Because it's a dog masturbating, you see? That's a smart move. (Or perhaps not, as no one has voted favorably for the picture! )
In another picture, a girl is shown wearing just a POLICE t-shirt and being struck from behind. The guy who was screwing her and clutching her butt took the picture. However, since it's cropped, we don't see any penetration or even much of her behind. Although it technically adheres to their ridiculous regulation that "images must be SFW," whether or not it does truly depends on your manager's opinion. about viewing a novice image of a girl being filmed having sex.
I could be too old to comprehend the internet anymore, but I'm fairly certain that the previous image wasn't a meme. Other Redditors, however, apparently enjoy it as much as I do, as evidenced by the upvotes. In addition, they appreciate a more blatant meme that was posted a few hours ago and uses another tightly cropped porn shot with the explicit content taken out. A much younger and more attractive woman is leaned over by an elderly man. In the entirety of this moaning female, he undoubtedly has a raging wood that could be inside of her. The text says, "When grandpa gives you a good night. " A second porn image shows a girl's face being shoved into a pillow. She's referred to as "You," while the hand that's pushing her down is referred to as "My Love and Support. "
The perverts here deserve praise for the variety of sexual humor they are able to produce using any material, not only pornographic screenshots. The caption of an old Rembrandt painting of a fancy man touching a fancy woman's breast includes a joke about the fancy man thinking he's feeling the baby kick. The first two steps are listed as "Ask Marie Out" and "Buy Marie Coffee," and the third step is shown as a picture of a shop shelf laden with Finger Marie cookies. A young lady with lovely cleavage is covered in green Nickelodeon slime. The Incredible Hulk apologizes below her with the words "Hulk Sorry. " I don't believe he truly is judging by that sheepish smile.
One of my favorite PornMemes images from the past day is a porn screenshot of a woman's face with the caption, "Oh, fuck yeah, shred it! " Dimebag Darrel, the guitarist for Pantera, is pictured ripping on stage in a perfectly superimposed manner on the screen. I didn't get a boner or anything, but I did giggle like a complete moron for a couple of minutes. It’s absurd and ridiculous, and it shows a pornstar's face being filled with cock. In my view, that's a formula for comedic success.
While the PornMeme subreddit on Reddit might not be the best location for an actual masturbation session, it is a rather active group of comedians whose thoughts are in the toilet. The never-ending stream of original stuff based on pornography, current events, and vintage cartoons may be viewed throughout the day, and it's interspersed with lots of genuinely childish humor. It's a good site to pass the time because it's free to explore and doesn't have any spam. Additionally, it's technically supposed to be safe for work, so don't let your manager give you any grief about the attractive women exposing their breasts.
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