porndudeshop
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- 1.Only source for official porn dude merch
2.A growing variety of gear, from clothing to mugs to pillows and more
3.Same socks I rock while slanging cock
4.Rock-solid prices
5.Worldwide shipping
6.No PornDude dildos just yet
What do you think you can buy from PornDude Shop? Are they unlicensed dildos that are based on my schlong, as seen on PornDudeCasting? It could be the unique combination of herbs, spices, and household chemicals that I've been experimenting with in my kitchen as a substitute for Viagra or commercially manufactured goods. version of the homemade hump machine I constructed in the garage. My squad of skilled attorneys, unfortunately, has already vetoed the majority of those suggestions, so I'm sorry to tell you that. Consequently, you will discover what is, in my opinion, a more secure collection of baubles and trinkets, all bearing the lovely face that you have grown to adore throughout the years: my own.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen and utter deviants, the Porn Dude Shop at dot com is the only location to get officially licensed PornDude goods. With all the publicity I've been receiving recently at PornDudeCasting, it seemed like the ideal moment to start a small business, something I'd been considering for some time. You might actually recognize some of the equipment I'm selling if you've been watching and participating from home. If not, I have some amazing casting porn to share with you. Even if you've never heard of me or my many sexual escapades, I'm sure I have stuff that will give you the impression that you are worth a million dollars. Let's have a look.
My awesomeness seen through an impartial lens
I understand what you're thinking. I have always taken pride in providing fair ratings of the best (and worst) adult websites on the internet, including free lesbian ones, right here at ThePornDude. tentacle hentai libraries to the premium teen porn paysite networks. You may be curious about how I plan to be impartial while examining my own product, which has my own face printed all over your feet. the place where you lay your head at night, your genitalia, or your breasts. And to be perfectly honest, there's no way to get around that prejudice.
But there are occasions when blowing one's own horn is absolutely OK. Let me brag about all the world-class beauties I've been banging over if you're only now joining the party and missed the previous celebrations. lately, on the PornDudeCasting couch. In the last two weeks alone, I've crushed Gianna Dior and Gia Derza, two of the most well-known pornstars in the world, whom you may have wanked off to before. I have also knocked up major names like Lauren Phillips and Natasha Nice, and I even gave the legendary MILF Katie Morgan her first onscreen dick up the ass.
But I established myself as the foremost reviewer of pornography in the world before I began to have sexual relations with the most attractive women in the world. Some of you have been seeing me for years in your pornographic travels, on your way to new and fantastic celebrity nude blogs, sex cartoons, and other things. interracial anal websites, or anything else that makes you feel really hot and drippy. Numerous news sites, including Hustler, Wired, and MelMagazine, frequently contact me to seek my academic perspective on all things pornographic.
My point is that you and I are both aware that I'm awesome. I wouldn't have established the PornDude Shop if you hadn't been begging for years to have my face on a t-shirt. However, I've done even better. Not only does PornDudeShop let you place a PornDude on your chest, but they also sell a wide selection of licensed merchandise, including apparel and mugs. to stickers, iPhone covers, and cushions. I've got a few more tricks up my sleeve and in the works, too, but you'll just have to keep checking in to see them.
All day and night, wearing Rocking Porn Dude gear
Shall we discuss that equipment in further detail? On PornDudeShop, I offer items that you may use all day long. If you don't sleep nude, you may protect your nighttime boner by wearing a pair of Porn Dude Island Boxer Briefs and your with his head on a real Porn Dude Casting Pillow. (Yes, that's the same one you see on set, although yours will be brand new. The home version, however, does not come with pornstar pussy juice. )
You may wash down your erectile boost after rubbing the sperm out of your ding-dong and the sleep out of your eyes. drugs with coffee directly from a legitimate Dude Island Mug. You can see that same pervert heaven at the bottom of ThePornDude. com, and it looks great cuddled up to your morning cup of Joe. The Porn Dude Shop also carries a number of additional mugs, allowing you to savor my face with beverages at every meal. They also store sperm effectively.
It's time to get dressed for the day after you've had enough coffee and your penis is functioning at its best. On PornDudeShop. com, I can pick from six different PornDude t-shirt styles, ranging from the previously stated Porn Dude Island to a few others. Across the titty region, the man strikes a pose in front of a straightforward but elegant emblem. And if it's cold where you are, you can always get a hoodie with the same amazing images.
Oh, and don't forget your socks! Wearing shoes without socks is a fantastic method to make your Nikes smell like a foul gym of the dead, but the official Porn Dude If you change your Emoji Socks every day, as anybody with good hygiene should, they will keep your feet fresh, clean, and dry. These are literally the same exact socks I wear when I'm humping pornstars on PornDudeCasting! I'm not suggesting that if you These are undoubtedly a few steps up from the off-brand Fruit-of-the-Loom knockoffs you purchased on Wish, so start rocking them.
My likeness may also accompany you wherever you go thanks to one of the phone covers I sell in the Porn Dude Store. Although it could change, they are currently available for Samsung Galaxies and iPhones. No worries if I don't have one for your current phone, since you can always use an authentic Porn Dude sticker that you purchased. to personalize your flip phone or anything else. They also look nice on guitars, Fleshlights, bongs, windowless vehicles, and virtually any other item with a flat surface for sticking.
My Face to Your Door at a Low Price!
A real Porn Dude Casting Pillow, a Dude Island mug, or a Porn Dude pillow may cost you $100, or $1,000? One million bones? I'm simply messing with you. Although we aren't quite the dollar shop, the costs you'll discover on PornDudeShop. com won't be excessive. Why, you can wear my face on your feet for a month for less than the price of a paysite membership! And because the socks are new, you won't have to wriggle about in my sperm, as I occasionally do in between laundry days.
The fact that the goods will be sent anywhere in the world by the horny little elves who manage the Porn Dude Shop is also noteworthy. The prudish nations that give me grief about ThePornDude have not yet banned or outlawed us, but that could change in the future. Therefore, you can purchase my socks, underwear, cushions, and everything else regardless of where in the world you typically jerk off, unless something changes.
In the interest of remaining objective, I went through PornDudeShop. com for this review looking for anything to gripe about. In fact, the only issue I could see is that the variety might be a bit greater. Well, I've taken a few molds of my penis, so we'll see what happens with that, although I don't have those Porn Dude dildos yet. (The lawyers have, however, given me a very firm "no" on the proprietary boner pills, rectal vodka syringes, and cock-stretching pulley systems. ) However, if you want anything in the Porn Dude Shop, let me know and I'll see what I can do.
Even though some people believe my job is only a few more minutes of daily masturbation, I'm a busy guy. I hardly have any time for any enjoyable bishop flogging in between creating weekly videos for PornDudeCasting, evaluating new porn sites every day, and creating merchandise for PornDudeShop. com. In the end, it's all worthwhile because I know my fans are delighted as they masturbate to their favorite adult films, the ones that I may have appeared in them or assisted them in locating them. Think about how wonderful it would be if you ever wanted to express your appreciation for me or simply show the world how great your taste is. You'd look great in some of this official equipment.