- User Rating
- review
- 1.Absolutely Massive Natural Tits
2.Direct Engagement with Fans
3.Curvy BBW Appeal
4.Repetitive, Low-Effort Content
5.Lack of Variety In Content
6.High Subscription Price
Cali Kaitie! Let me put it this way: ItsKaitieCali has mountains on her chest, not simply tits. These aren't your typical enormous breasts, no sir. A 36W cup is a really large size that seems deserving of its own gravity. These are, without exaggeration, enormous, gigantic, and mind-bogglingly large. To be honest, if I had the chance, I'd simply sit there in front of them, like a devoted, slobbering dog, maybe patting them gently as if they were my emotional support. Consider how it would feel to touch them. Would they even fit in your hands? Mine would feel like I was attempting to grip a basketball with just two fingers. They're more than just breasts; they're an experience.
You might remember me from Tumblr years ago, according to Kaitie herself. Do I? No, I don't, honey. But let's be honest—Tumblr was a crazy, immoral place during its prime, so I wouldn't be astonished if her huge breasts attracted a bunch of sexually twisted people. I find it nearly unjust to the rest of us that she didn't have a greater impact on me at the time. I mean, you don't really need to do much when you have breasts like those. Those enormous, wobbling slabs of paradise would have attracted followers like moths to a tit-flame. However, I'm now receiving the message, and here we are. Better late than never, right?
Elbow Tricks, Traps, and Tits
Her Instagram is a whole other animal. It's huge, with 448,000 followers. Nearly half a million individuals are hitting "follow" in order to get their daily fix of her enormous boobs. The subject matter? There was a little bit of "here's what I had for lunch" and "look at my dog" energy interspersed between the mostly thirst traps. It's the kind of mundane everyday things that makes you wonder if she's secretly attempting to be a lifestyle influencer, but the lifestyle is Big Tits Central. But there is a treasure on there that you should check out: She is asked by a man if she can bring her elbows together. A spoiler warning? I'm not going to tell you. Go look it up yourself rather than sitting around doing nothing. I'll get your thanks later. The solution, to put it simply, is a masterclass in the art of boobology, which defies physics.
TikTok of Kaitie? The problem of locating a bra that can support those W-cup beasts is, unsurprisingly, the main topic of discussion. After all, can you blame her? Most shops are probably like, "Sorry, ma'am, we don't cater to tits the size of beach ball. " I believe that her attempts to fit those rascals into a regular bra must resemble trying to stuff a sleeping bag into a backpack—except that there is no zipper to help her. And the rant-worthy aspect? She isn't attempting to be charming about the situation. Her TikToks consist of her waving her hands in the air and saying, "Yup, my life is chaos, and it's all because of these massive milk jugs. " Are they relatable? Maybe not. Enjoyable? Absolutely.
The XXL Rack's Price Tag
It will now cost you $18 per month to treat yourself to her OnlyFans page. Although it's not cheap, remember that you're paying for legendary breasts, not simply for material. She is currently offering a special deal: a front-row seat to boobageddon for $10. 80. I'm going to assume that the material is a lot of breasts, breasts, and perhaps some more breasts based on her profile photo. This may be your cup of tea if you're more interested in sheer volume (and I mean volume) than variety. But really, $18? The cost of those tits had better be revolutionary.
Kaitie doesn't have a management team overseeing her OnlyFans account, which is where she uses her major entrepreneurial weapon. "You'll be talking to me, really," she said. For that, let's give her a round of applause. Why? Because, believe me, the OnlyFans chatters community is rife with scams. Some artists are so lethargic that they lack the motivation to write a "hey, babe" on their own. These faceless "chat agents," who sometimes just catfish their followers, are hired by them to flirt, sext, and do other things. Also, guess what? You are not speaking to a seductive vixen; rather, you are speaking to Kyle in his boxers, who is juggling five conversations while consuming leftover pizza.
Actually, it's rather disrespectful. You subscribe, believing that you will finally get some one-on-one time with the object of your fantasies. However, you soon discover that you are paying to speak to someone who is probably unaware of what the creator looks like without a bra. These chatterers don't give a damn about you, your dreams, or the effort you put into saving up that $18 membership cost. Do you believe Kaitie cares if you've been a devoted follower since the Tumblr era? Absolutely not. However, she is using her fingers on the keyboard at least. She doesn't use any poorly paid chatters to deliver her smut talk.
The worst thing is what? Some of these artists aren't even sure how to train their chatters correctly. When you're in the middle of a discussion about their newest thirst trap, "she" will out of nowhere start posing broad questions like, "What do you do for fun? " I'm here for the tits, dude, not chit-chat. This is not Tinder. If you're going to employ chatters, at least make sure they can tell the difference between your dog-walking vlog and your OnlyFans material.
Thus, Kaitie deserves a thumbs-up for engaging with her audience directly. Does it break new ground? No. Is it common courtesy? Sure. But hey, it's nice to see Kaitie sliding into your DMs in a world where the majority of artists are outsourcing their filth to strangers. After all, you're paying for a piece of genuine titty paradise, not a pre-written sext from a man who still lives with his mother. Perhaps OnlyFans would feel less like a glorified vending machine for manufactured intimacy if there were more creators like her.
Both all-natural and larger than life.
The few films that are available online prove it: when those horrors are not covered in cloth, they are much larger. It must have NASA-level engineering and be constructed of reinforced steel, but I'm not sure what kind of bra could support those bad boys. Looking at her in action is like looking at an optical illusion. They are so enormous that they might almost take the place of airbags in an automobile. And here's the best part: they're completely organic. Simply unadulterated genes; no silicone or implants. Folks, that's unusual nowadays. With two huge W cups, Kaitie's out here just casually going about her life, although most individuals would require a license to carry anything like that.
However, the catch is that for the uninitiated, ItsKaitieCali is what you would call a certified BBW, or Big Beautiful Woman. She doesn't belong to the Instagram-perfect, heavily filtered category. She's got curves for days, a little belly, and all the softness that comes with being a BBW. If that's your thing, that's perfectly alright. The combination of her massive chest and additional curves is the pinnacle of fantasy for certain people. However, you should keep scrolling if you're seeking a more gym-rat, leaner look. Kaitie's attractiveness is entirely based on her unapologetically luxurious, large, and natural appearance.
The truth is that Kaitie's stuff is incredibly dull. Her breasts are worth seeing by themselves, but you will be let down if you are expecting variety. She only puts random items between her breasts; she doesn't cosplay or have sex. That is all. Perhaps a banana if she's in a good mood, a phone, and a hot dog. Of course, it's enjoyable to observe for maybe five minutes. Following that, it resembles seeing a rerun of a subpar sitcom. Different props, same jokes. If tits are your sole passion and you don't require any originality or storytelling in your porn, then, yes, go ahead. But for anyone looking for the least bit of character or hard work? Unfortunately, you're out of luck.
Sexy is simple.
To be honest, ItsKaitieCali is not really my style. I want my girls to put in a little effort, you know? Bringing the energy and making me feel as though I've entered a porn circus by jumping up and down like horny jackrabbits. The fun is in that. However, Kaitie? She is not eligible. Of course, she has the tit strength of a deity, but it seems as if she's simply coasting on her laurels, or in this case, her tits. The amount of effort is very low. She is the sort of woman who would throw her bra on the bed and declare it a production. Simply tits on autopilot; there is no room for creativity or going the extra mile. Congratulations if that's sufficient for you. For me? Not really.
Conclusion: Large Breasts, Great Meh
ItsKaitieCali serves as an example of how having huge breasts might be both a benefit and a drawback. They are, on the one hand, utterly captivating and capable of bringing traffic to a halt. On the other hand, that is the only thing she is doing. No spark, no imagination, and no attempt to entice you to return for more. It's all about tits on a loop. Therefore, you should reconsider spending $18—or even $10. 80—on her OnlyFans unless you're the sort of man who can spend hours looking at the same pair of breasts without becoming bored. If, on the other hand, your fetish is pure tit worship, Kaitie may be your new religion.
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