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- 1.Strong teasing game
2.Naughty girlfriend energy
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Alessandra Russo, our lovely little slut from Orlando, who looks like she belongs on both a pizza box and a porn site at the same time, is the perfect person to start things off as we plunge headfirst into the Italian titty pool today. At 21, she is well-endowed and possesses the sort of "I'll ruin your life in the best way" attitude that causes you to lose both your mind and your money at once. Her OnlyFans description is reminiscent of a pre-teen's text to her infatuation, complete with emojis, hearts, sparkles, odd food icons, and perhaps a peach to represent her posterior and some lips to suggest that she vacuums up dick. To be honest, it's a bit excessive. But who cares about digital stickers when the real treat is that scrumptious, fuck-me expression and the huge Italian breast buffet beneath?
To be honest, if you're entering OnlyFans and getting irritated by emojis, you're either a virgin or a Reddit moderator. Even if Alessandra could write the Declaration of Independence using only eggplants and water droplets, I would still skip over it to check if there was any titillation. What's the good news? Yes, most of the time. She's one of those girls who is aware that her physique is designed to torment men's dreams. Half of the comments on her photo of her yawning in bed would be men suggesting their dicks as breakfast in bed. The Italian origin? Oh, they do. With every scroll, my Mediterranean physique—with thick thighs and large breasts—makes your nuts tighten, and I'll ride you until you weep. And the face? Gorgeous, pouty, somewhat bratty—as if she had dared you to smack her, which you are now going to do for the sake of it.
For all I know, her profile's emojis may read "useless slut. " I'm okay with it as long as it doesn't cover her nipples or hide her pussy like a Puritan Twitter mod with a God complex. I would still be focused on Alessandra's areola, even if her captions contained a complete Garfield comic. You're subscribing for perfection in a thong, not punctuation, after all. So, let's start using emojis, honey. The only thing you have to do is prevent them from obstructing your view.
Complimentary Sub And A Slice Of Cake
Okay, let's discuss the OnlyFans content buffet that Alessandra is providing, and to everyone's surprise, she's allowing free entry. No admission cost, no credit card guilt trip, just a straightforward "here's my ass in your face, welcome aboard. " If I've ever seen a show of dominance, it's that. However, before you get too thrilled, let me give you a reality check: this is more like a lingerie brochure with nicer lighting than Pornhub premium. The feed is filled with charming, docile, and sometimes thirst-provoking images. You're going to see ass, you're going to see cleavage, and you may even snap a morning mirror selfie that distracts you from how miserable your life is for a little bit. However, you're in the wrong place if you're looking for pussy spreads and titty drops as if it were a fancy gangbang extravaganza.
She's keeping it cool. Her vibe is a combination of "I just woke up like this" and "perhaps I'll let you masturbate to this picture if you send me $9. 99 and plead. " Her captions are typical of an OnlyFans girl, using phrases like "felt cute," "thinking about you," and "just got out of the shower
," and they are all accompanied by images of her either lounging half-naked or exposing her ass in front of a full-length mirror that has seen more sin than a confession booth. It's not revolutionary, it's just the usual tease stuff. However, what do you know? Sometimes you don't need fireworks. Sometimes you simply require a heavy-set Italian woman gazing into your soul through her phone camera, causing your trousers to become tighter with each scroll.A little spice? That woman and her gymnast pal are both promoted by her. That girl can bend as if she were composed of melted latex. You observe that kind of woman only to challenge your own sexual boundaries. Alessandra knows how to add some diversity without being eclipsed. She's the star of the show, but also the gymnast side chick? She's the bonus round for the truly depraved. However, Alessandra holds it down even without the adaptable backup dancer. She might not be going fully frontal, but she has enough softcore allure and curves to keep your hand close to your penis. It's only slightly tamed down to give the impression of elegance, but it's also provocative enough to have you returning every day like a devoted little simpleton.
The Misconception of a Bad Girlfriend
Let's discuss Alessandra in the DMs now. And the best thing about this is that the bitch shines. As soon as you sub, she's there. Like, an instant reaction, as if your membership struck her like a text message from a former lover she still wants to sleep with. She arrives flirty and amiable, throwing you a few teaser pictures that will make your penis happy. None of that trashy, cold, robotic "click here to unlock my sextape" stuff. No, Alessandra wants you to experience something. She's creating the illusion. She's the one who messages you at midnight, missing your penis, while wearing your hoodie and no underwear. Even if it's probably heavily planned, it's still effective.
She acts as if she was made to sell the notion of the "naughty online girlfriend. " She gives the impression that you are important, that she is horny, and that you are the only man who can help. It's manipulative. It's fake. It's amazing. It's a scam, I am aware of it. With minor variations of "I'm so wet for you rn," I'm sure she's sending the same teaser images to 5,000 other men. Guess what, though? I don't give a damn. My cock completely forgets that a lovely Italian vixen with a huge ass is whispering filth into my inbox and that 90,000 other people are doing the same thing.
The only criticism? Cut the foreplay and send the PPV, bitch. I've made up my mind. A picture of you bending over in yoga trousers has me three strokes into it. There's no need for us to engage in chit chat as if we were on a date. There's no need for you to entice me as though I were a virgin unsure of where to put it. Give me the items, the cost, and let me wank off in tranquility like the vile ape I am. However, it's still a matter of personal opinion. The illusion that they are working for the fantasy, the anticipation, and the illusion are what some guys desire. I have respect for that. But I? All I want is to see those huge tits bounce while you sit on a dildo that is as big as my arrogance.
You'll Pay for the Finish
Let's be honest and get this over with: I don't have any significant complaints about Alessandra's OnlyFans. I know, it's a surprise—I'm not complaining about anything for once. But this little Italian vixen's page does exactly what it says on the tin. It's flirtatious, free, and offers just enough ass to keep you hard but not enough to make you cum unless you close your eyes and fill in the blanks. Unless you have a military-grade imagination or have been edging for three days and a single cheek is enough to make you explode, you won't bust on her feed alone. It's straightforward tease territory. She walks right up to the line, smirks, and says, "You wanna nut? You’re gonna have to work for it. "
But you know what? The game is like that, it's not a flaw. Alessandra isn't attempting to be your next Xvideos bookmark. She's attempting to be the fantasy, the slow burn, and the girl who might reveal her breasts to you if you win her over just so. We haven't all fallen into this "click, jerk, done" cycle like pitiful gremlins. It seems to be a relationship, if not really one. She begins to reward loyalty when you stay around, put in the time, send a few messages, and perhaps even fork over some money. Sweet surprises, unique drops, and perhaps even a customized little tease just for you (and maybe a few hundred other males, but hey, let us pretend).
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