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- https://oglaf.com
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- 1.Free
2.Weekly updates
3.Juvenile humor about pussies and butts and stuff
4.No spam
5.The most recent comic that I didn’t get
6.No real organization
If comic book artists and authors wanted to publish their work in the past, they had to collaborate with publishers. Even the greatest artists in the world couldn't have done it alone. These days, anyone is free to publish their own webcomic. Trudy and Doug are the only two people behind the oglaf comics, and that's all they do.
For over ten years, oglaf. com has existed. With millions of views per month and thousands of followers on Patreon, it has a sizable and ardent fan base. When users voluntarily throw money at a sex site, it says something about it. Doug and Trudy must have thought of something truly unique.
What do we have here at all?
You must first go through an age verification page at Oglaf before being allowed to enter. On a website dedicated to pornography, that's not really unusual. They are often more enticing than genuinely warning. Nobody is really checking IDs. This is a place where you shouldn't look because there's naughty stuff in it (wink).
The fact that Oglaf is not your average porn site is obvious even from the warning page. To begin with, the gorgeous woman with the riding crop and tight, glistening clothing is a picture of a blueskinned elf, not a picture of a blonde porn star. Compared to their usual warnings, this one is far more conscious of itself.
Naturally, if you are a minor, you are not permitted by law to certify anything. Therefore, if you are a minor, please have a parent or caregiver press the button that indicates you are not.
Oglaf was, by all accounts, intended to be pornography, but it quickly devolved into sex comedy. Hey, I'm a degenerate who enjoys comedy and sex. I'm just going to click this I AM OVER 18 button and see what happens.
Free to Jizz On You: TrophyDick Spirits
Oglaf's most recent comic is visible as soon as you enter the entrance. The format is one page every screen, thus there is no scrolling. Although the panels are still large enough to read with a squint on a mobile device, it is a bit cramped. The top of the screen indicates that updates are released every Sunday.
Cloudburst is the title of this week's comic book (I know that most of you regulars enjoy sithrak). It begins with this small man trailing a scantily clothed woman around a castle. There are dicks everywhere.
"Are these... trophy cocks? " the little man queries. "Did you kill the former owners? "
Even yet, the youngster is not a monster. Her cleavage gives it away. She claims that they died of unrelated causes while having sex and that she kept the cocks in remembrance of them. The comic omits any mention of whether or not they will eat before having sex, but there is some debate on the subject.
A different man shouts, "God, I'm so close! " as he's all the way up in their guts.
"Near death? "
Although I didn't laugh very hard, I understood the joke. But the second page perplexed me. He pulls out and shows her some magic cock ring that shields him from her sorcery, which makes her rage at "that fucking corn dolly" rather than coming.
Immediately, the walldick spirits are zooming about, shouting, "The curse is lifted! We're free! Free to follow you around and jizz on you all day! " They jizz all over the hooded little man.
I'm confused once again by the last panel, which I believe to be a punchline. It's that same broad with the cleavage, seated at a table and chatting to the corn dolly. "'Then I said 'Noooooo! Damn you corn dolly! All that lovely jism was meant for me! '
Humor Regarding Breasts, Butts, and Penises
Clearly, there's a bit of a learning curve when it comes to reading Oglaf web comics. The humor in those jokes may be much greater if you are familiar with the characters and the setting in which the comic is set. The entire thing is likely more pleasurable if you have some idea of what's going on.
However, I can already understand some of the allure. Although the webcomic's artwork is somewhat charming, it nevertheless has enough detail to maintain a hint of sexiness. The tone is so upbeat that, save for all the sex, it might belong in a Sunday newspaper comics section.
The topic of last week's comic was a pair of fighters selecting the crest for their shields. They consented to be the Bosom Brothers, but one of the men doubted that the other would follow through. The grimacing warrior taking arrows to the titty shield is a bit of childish fun, as is the broad who appears in the final panel with a nutsack on her shield.
Let's be honest, we're all grown adults here, so wieners, butts, and all that are funny. Some of the jokes here are the kind of timeless, lowbrow humor that would appeal to prelinguistic cavemen as well as the futuristic superhumans of tomorrow.
The most recent comic may have been a flop since the deeper I go, the more diamonds I come across. One features a beautiful woman cautioning a stylish man that her vagina is a gateway to a realm of fear, but assuring him that there are no surprises. Well, we quickly learn that her buttocks are exempt from that promise.
You also receive an extra one-liner every time you reload the page. Some of them are rather amusing. One of my favorites was, "I learned fellatio on sausages, but your cock appears rather dull. "
Sex comics that are reader-supported and ad-free
As someone who visits free sex websites as often as I do, you get used to seeing advertisements everywhere. Get some dick tablets! Keep an eye on these camwhores! The paysites even bombard you with several upsell offers for membership on other websites. On certain websites, spam is a minor annoyance, while on others it's a complete deal killer.
There is no spam at all in Oglaf. There are no affiliate links, banner advertising, or pop-ups. In truth, on any site that displays bare breasts, they have one of the most welcoming business models I have ever seen.
Every page of Oglaf is linked to Trudy and Doug's Patreon, which states, "You can give us money but no pressure. " They only have a $1 membership tier, with no additional benefits for higher-paying members. For people who don't want to pay, they also offer a useful link to view every comic.
This is obviously a labor of love for them since they are not making any money from their Patreon income. That's difficult to deny. In addition, they have a little retail shop stocked with books, prints, and t-shirts. I think I might need to get some of their imitation Chick Tracts to exchange with the church folks who knock on my door.
Reading Sex Comics at Work
One of the few flaws with Oglaf is that the comics lack any kind of organization. Bookmark anything you think you may wish to see again. Otherwise, it will be extremely difficult to locate.
Every comic strip on the website is listed in its entirety on the Archive page. Although the title and thumbnail provide some insight, you are unable to move on to any of the jokes about boobs or warrior princesses. Although it's not essential, a simple tagging mechanism would be quite helpful.
I like that the archive's SFW comics are categorized as Safe, just in case you're reading adult comics at work. Although the safe ones may contain some cursing, there are no naked genitalia. Your manager will be fine with it.
If you're in the mood to masturbate to sexualized versions of Lois Griffin or superheroines, don't look up Oglaf (sometimes misspelled as olgaf or ooglaf). In reality, unless someone was truly desperate and unable to find anything else, I don't believe anyone would genuinely masturbate to this material. Since Oglaf. com is exclusively available online, often referred to as the Pornography Superhighway, I doubt that would ever transpire.
You read this sort of webcomic about sex after you've already finished masturbating. If you enjoy jokes about sweaty asses, horse cocks, and vagina monsters, you'll find the humor to be vulgar and hilarious. Even though Oglaf won't turn you on, you should still find it amusing.