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- 1.Funny and fuckable
2.Tight abs
3.Shows off some titty skin
4.No nude scenes
For years, guys have wished they were Iliza Shlesinger's mic stand, the blonde, buxom woman of comedy. However, before you begin to feel guilty about objectifying this talented performer, keep in mind that she has built a career out of embracing her sex appeal while satirizing societal expectations. Caution: This biography might induce uncontrollable giggling and/or excitement. Continue at your own risk.
Absolutely Fantastic
Let's be honest, people: Not only is Iliza Shlesinger a comedic force, but she's also a licensed kitty that I'd want to farm. Have you ever found yourself wondering if it's fair to be this attractive and hilarious? Okay, just tear off those sweatpants. We will now take a completely respectful and not at all creepy tour of Iliza's physical characteristics. (Wink wink).
The abs come first, of course. To be honest, those terrible lads could be used to shred cheese. She always seems to be carrying a six-pack under her shirt. But don't worry, she's not concealing them; Iliza isn't bashful about showcasing her labor on Instagram. And who can fault her? You would also be taking selfies all the time if your stomach could be used as a xylophone. Perhaps you would finally be able to have sex then.
We have legs that appear to stretch indefinitely as we move south. It's similar to someone putting skin over a set of stilts and declaring, "Yeah, that looks about right. " It's impossible not to question if Iliza is half gazelle when she shows off her stuff on stage. Those legs might very well kick your butt and still look great while doing it.
She's the entire package, you perverts. Iliza's beauty is the kind that makes you forget she's cracking jokes, with her flowing blonde hair, piercing blue eyes, and breasts that could make you go cross-eyed. Unless, of course, she speaks and brings back the reason why you initially fell in love with her humor. Because you wish to force your miserable little penis inside.
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Iliza's voluptuous, full lips are hard to miss. The kind of person that makes you question if she has a secret talent for, well, sophisticated kissing skills. But we're not treating her like an object or anything (wink, wink again). However, to be honest, those cushiony puckers could probably pull the chrome off a trailer hitch. Furthermore, that million-dollar grin might have you fantasizing about all kinds of naughty scenarios involving those lips.
Naturally, we're only making conjecture at this point; a woman never kisses and tells. However, those lips would likely tell you to stop being a pervert and get your head out of the gutter if they could speak. Iliza's mouth is undeniably one of her most alluring characteristics.
From TV screens to Tom's Top 8
Myspace, the old social networking site where you could add glittery gifs and autoplay music to your profile, do you recall? It turns out that not all of that time was spent in vain. It was the key to fame for our daughter Iliza. Or, at the very least, her ticket to being stared at by tech nerds for a week.
Imagine Iliza using Myspace and perhaps putting off paying her bills when she comes across a competition. Get the opportunity to become G4's Myspace Girl of the Week! She, of course, asks, Why not? Unbeknownst to Iliza, this would be her first step into the public eye.
Thus, she was on the screen of G4, a channel that focuses on technology and video games. As Iliza stood before them in all her splendor, one could nearly hear the collective gasp of a thousand basement inhabitants. She was every man's ideal woman who thought that l33t speak was the epitome of coolness for one wonderful week.
Who would have imagined that a website known for its emo selfies and thank you for the add comments would start a comedy career? Just in America, people. Just in the United States.
Young and Lean Laughing Queen (18+)
Iliza Shlesinger may have entered the comedy world like a glitter bomb at a burial, leaving everyone speechless with her unexpected brilliance. Indeed, you'd be correct. When she won NBC's Last Comic Standing in 2008, becoming the youngest and only female champion, America's interest was initially drawn to this hilarious banger with a razor-sharp sense of humor.
Ever since, Iliza has been creating Netflix specials at a pace that is faster than you can say Elder Millennial. She has essentially become the streaming giant's comedy BFFILF, as evidenced by titles like Unveiled and Freezing Hot. Who wouldn't want to binge-watch a funny blonde, maybe talking? Let's be honest. I'm not going to lie; I never pay attention to what she says. I only picture my penis entering her mouth.
Moving On to Acting
Iliza's move from comedy clubs to Hollywood has been as seamless as a well-oiled shaft. She has captivated viewers in films such as Pieces of a Woman and Spenser Confidential, demonstrating her versatility and irresistible charm.
However, there is more to it! In addition to hosting game shows, Iliza has also appeared on television series at a rate that is comparable to Netflix and chill. You can't get enough of the combination of her stunning appearance and razor-sharp wit. Iliza adds a fiery touch to every part, whether she's portraying a feisty romantic interest or a practical businesswoman, making you want more.
A Memorable Quickie
You've seen Iliza on stage, but have you seen her sexy silver screen debut? In the year 2020 In the Netflix action-comedy Spenser Confidential, our heroine Iliza goes on an adventure with none other than the main character, played by Mark Wahlberg.
Imagine this: You're in a Boston pub restroom, just going about your business, when all of a sudden, BAM! Iliza and Marky Mark enter, their clothes flying about and their inhibitions gone. You'll reconsider using public facilities because of the intense excitement.
Who could have imagined Iliza switching so effortlessly between pound town and punch lines? Her performance is intense, raw, and doesn't leave much room for interpretation. From this point forward, you will never view hand dryers in the same light.
Iliza's dedication to her art is admirable, even if one could argue that this isn't precisely Shakespeare. She immerses herself in the part with passion, demonstrating that she is capable of more than simply making you laugh uncontrollably. She's the one who's losing her pants in this situation.
Peek-a-boob and Butt-a-bing
This lithe and alluring object of our affections breaks jokes in addition to opening her wardrobe to offer viewers an eyeful in her appropriately titled The Iliza Shlesinger Sketch Show.
Picture yourself peacefully viewing a comedy sketch show when, all of a sudden, BAM! The clothing, which would make a Victorian woman swoon, barely holds Iliza's large breasts. However, there is additional information! Iliza hits you with a frontal assault, and as soon as you believe you've gotten over it, she turns around and gives you a rearview that will make you grab your smelling salts.
Iliza wears a hospital robe that's more open in the back than in patient wear, in a daring display of comedic dedication (and gluteal splendor). If laughter is the finest remedy, Iliza's posterior is the spoonful of sugar that makes it easier to swallow. You'll be monitoring your own vital signs, even if the cheek flesh becomes pixelated.
In the Distance
You've been waiting patiently, haven't you? Well, cross those fingers (and maybe a few other body parts) because our favorite comedic bombshell may be about to show it all. Iliza is said to be working on some spectacular initiatives, and we're all crossing our fingers for a complete visual feast.
Will we ever be able to see what's beneath those crop tops and form-fitting jeans? Time will be the ultimate arbiter. However, let's face it: you'll still be tuning in to get turned on even if she keeps it PG-13, right? Because, frankly, whether she's dressed or not, Iliza possesses that irresistible fuckability that makes us want more.
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It seems that our favorite comedic actress chose to add a little culinary talent to her life. Noah Galuten is more of a barbecue genius than a Michelin-starred chef Iliza might have hired to cook for her in between comedy tours. What a sizzling pair!
Their wedding must have been a blast; consider the vows. I promise to love you both when you are well and when you are unwell, and I will always laugh at your jokes, even the ones about brisket. I hope so. Iliza is renowned for roasting things on stage besides chickens, so Noah can manage the heat. Alright. Enough puns for today.
So there you have it, people - the Iliza Shlesinger tale, as seen through the lens of her undeniable attractiveness. This sex symbol has demonstrated her intelligence and attractiveness in a variety of venues, including silver screens and stand-up comedy stages. However, let's be honest: you probably stopped reading halfway through and searched for more pictures of her on Google.
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