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- 1.Amazing career
2.Fantastic personality
3.Mesmerizing eyes
4.Nothing
Why, Gwen Stefani, why do you do this to me? It's not easy. Usually, when I evaluate ladies for this site, I do it from the perspective of someone who is contemplating about which hole I would like to have intercourse with and has their hand in their pants. And it's a pretty straightforward existence. I am a simple man. I do my job. I clock in and I clock out. However, I struggle with Gwen Stefani. I have trouble because I genuinely like her, not simply because she's attractive. I mean, I respect all of her accomplishments as a human being.
Thus, I'm questioning how far I may continue with this review in the direction of genuine appreciation before you men accuse me of being a wimp or otherwise labeling me a simp. I'm not begging. I'm really in awe. Since her debut album, Gwen Stefani has been a force for good in the world. She is a true feminist, not the kind of whining, complaining jerk who tries to get attention. Instead, she is the kind of woman who sets an example, paves the road, and otherwise improves the lives of men, women, and children. Furthermore, from the beginning, she has been doing all of this while having a stunning physique, a gorgeous face, and a generally endearing demeanor.
This review may seem a little old to you, I know. After all, she's been here for close to 30 years, and she hasn't grown any less fascinating or beautiful. I'm aware that she's married to that Voice-based country singer. His name escapes me. To me, it doesn't matter all that much. Although I don't listen to country music, I'm sure they're having a great time. However, we are not here for that. I often evaluate ladies from the viewpoint of a masturbator, but given that I'm a fan, I must also treat every aspect of the assessment with admiration and respect. I suppose I could apply this to Gwen Stefani. I'm a big admirer.
Keep your pants for someone else and your heart for Gwen.
I'm not a huge fan of No Doubt's music or anything, to be clear. I enjoy what they've produced. The issue is not that. I adore Gwen Stefani and the way she conducts herself. She never does this stuff halfway. She always puts her heart into everything she does. Her projects, from beginning to end, have all been these high-end spectaculars, packed with appeal, high-end success, flawless singing, and stunning assets.
I mean, for Christ's sake, the woman has a gang of four Japanese ladies who do nothing but follow her around everywhere, including live performances and music videos, solely because she likes Japan. It's possible that you saw them. She refers to them as the Harajuku Girls. They are constantly in the background. This is what I was referring to. I mean, I was supposed to discuss pussy, but I lost my train of thought.
I'm telling you about four Japanese girls, on the one hand. Since I never really jacked off to the Harajuku Girls, my hand is still not completely in my pants. I've masturbated to Gwen a few times, but it was more of a gentle, affectionate sort of masturbation. The kind where I really enjoy fantasizing about marrying this woman one day, even though it's not in the cards. Although she is happily married, and good for her, a guy can still dream. When I said that Gwen Stefani is inspiring, I meant that maybe I could meet a woman who resembles her. She encourages me to improve myself, to seek a woman who is similar to her and who would be a good match for me. I'm looking for the kind of woman who makes me feel this way.
She is simply a girl.
It's intriguing that she made my list so fast, and that I'm so smitten with her, considering that she's, dare I say, unremarkable in terms of her physical features. She's only a woman. (That's a reference. ) She's an American blonde with a slim build that she wants to keep. She has a reputation for being physically fit. She works out at the gym, but not too much. She enjoys being flexible and prepared for anything. I appreciate that. It's not the body that you stare at. The eyes and the body are combined.
You can tell right away that this is the kind of woman who brings her stuff and stares you in the eye because she knows what she's doing and is going to shatter your world in the best possible way. She's enjoying herself. This is the sort of feminism I support. After all, Gwen Stefani has been demonstrating to us that you can be your own unique kind of cool from head to toe without making excuses, regardless of what others may think of you.
I doubt I've ever even heard any criticism aimed at her, though I'm certain there must be some of it. Everyone receives criticism, but I haven't heard anything bad about Gwen Stefani because she simply doesn't care, in the best possible way. You see what I'm getting at, even though she's essentially the female version of me, minus the sexual perversions and masturbatory fixations. Everyone should strive to be or be with someone like Gwen Stefani. From her talent to her hard work to her fashion, we can all learn a little bit from her. I want to be this kind of person.
In Her 50s, She's Still Popping
Seriously, I would have asked her to marry me in a different world, even though I know she is happily married. In the meanwhile, I'm sort of on the hunt for women similar to Gwen Stefani. They are, in fact, the most uncommon sort of woman. That's the end of the tale. These kinds of girls don't just hang around town. Finding a woman with such intellect, skill, and appeal who is also committed to doing things her way and putting in the effort is quite unusual.
Given how long it took her to discover real love, it's understandable. I believe she wed sometime in her late 40s or 50s, but in any case, the point is clear. It's difficult for someone this fantastic to find someone else who is deserving of such a high degree of perfection. I'd like to express my regret at going off on a number of tangents. Even though this is a review of Gwen Stefani, I'm supposed to be a horny bastard, so at the very least, allow me to attempt to discuss something enticing.
As far as I can recall, Gwen was quite open about showing off her skin and wearing provocative clothes back in the day, so we got to see a little bit more of her skin than usual, and she was really gorgeous. She is growing older these days, which has its effects, but it is generally fair to say that she has not left behind a very sleazy legacy. She's not the type of woman you would expect.
This is not to say that you are unable to masturbate in response to images of her or anything else. You are welcome to do so, but I doubt you will discover much material. Honestly, it's preferable to simply appreciate the music videos for what they are and kind of get yourself excited about anything more sexually explicit. And then there are those who enjoy deepfaking or enhancing her or whatever, but as you are aware, I find that to be horrible. She merits something better than that.
Only Love
Honestly, just expose yourself to the music videos and enjoy the dream. It's there. Perhaps think of this as the sole musical assessment on The Porn Dude thus far. If I'm really inspired, maybe I'll create another one, but if you enjoy pop ballads, Gwen Stefani's music is excellent. It's not generic pop. I am aware that she writes some of the material herself, and it is excellent stuff. All things considered, she is the kind of singer-songwriter star that we should all be happy to be receiving because it is not made by committee.
In a lifetime, you only encounter females like this once. In almost every way, Gwen Stefani is a favorite of mine. I suppose I've been a fan of hers ever since we were children, and I have nothing but compliments for her. Hey, that's alright if you have trouble jerking off to her because she's not a porn actress. It's alright. My only purpose is to tell it as I see it, and I see one of the most amazing women in history.
It could be that I'm somewhat biased because I have a crush on her, but whatever. My argument still holds. Gwen Stefani, I adore you. In a future existence, I'll see you.
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