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- https://jlist.com
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- 1.Massive selection of porn, manga, hentai, and obscure
2.Japanese sex toys
3.Easy to use site design and navigation
4.Express shipping option
5.Lack of customer feedback
6.Biased reviews
7.Unnecessarily expensive shipping options
8.Lack of actual product photos
JList! Are you looking for some hentai stuff on J List? Simply watching hours and hours of pornography is sometimes insufficient. In certain cases, you require a bit more than that. Just a little bit unique. A method to significantly improve your self-pleasure experience. Hey, using a tool every now and then is not a bad thing, is it? No judging here.
Also, since Christmas is approaching, why not indulge yourself? Treat yourself. I advise you to indulge yourself with your splooge. You deserve it! Perhaps you don't truly deserve it, considering that you spend every day lounging in your mother's basement, watching porn, and fapping as if it's about to end. Nonetheless, you should still try to make the most of that time.
Finding items targeted at heterosexual guys in the market for adult sex toys and products can be a little challenging. It appears that vibrators, dildos, and anal beads are everywhere you turn. But what about us? For example, it's not as simple to locate a good pocket pussy, a BJ simulator, or a blowup doll.
In addition, there seems to be a bit of a double standard when it comes to who is allowed to have fun with sex toys and who is not. Consider, as a prime illustration, how a woman with a vibrator or dildo is considered attractive, but a man with an inflatable doll? Society has, however, decided that it is deplorable. It's a different question entirely if it's actually pitiful.
Have you ever made the attempt to visit a real-world sex toy store and ask someone to direct you to the blowup dolls? Not likely, then. Since that would entail going to a public location and confessing in front of a crowd of unknowing and random strangers that you—yes, you, the neckbeard in the fedora and Star Trek tee—are looking for an inflatable doll. Nice method to strengthen the stereotype, asshole.
It must be even harder for men who enjoy Japanese porn and hentai to locate sex toys designed exclusively for them. And, as we've previously discussed, you undoubtedly enjoy anime porn and have a peculiar (though, in some respects, completely comprehensible) fixation with Japanese women, since you are the neckbeard/fedora man.
An American Sex Shop in Japan
I could have the answer to your social awkwardness (okay, maybe not so much a solution to your problems as a way to help you enjoy them more thoroughly). You shouldn't expect to find what you're looking for in a typical American pornography store if you're into Japanese filth.
Simply follow the logical progression: if you want Japanese sex toys and goods, go to a Japanese store. It makes sense, doesn't it? Additionally, you can purchase all of your fap paraphernalia from respectable Japanese sex shops using the internet's veil of anonymity. And that's all there is to it, boom, problem solved. You're welcome.
Therefore, I give you JList, an online Japanese marketplace, to you, acne-riddled 4chan lurker. Even though they have a wide selection of items for sale (think of it as an Amazon that is almost Japanese and anime-oriented, seemingly aimed at Western consumers), my review will only concentrate on one little area of the site: The Adult Corner, as it's difficult to go five minutes without fapping (or at least thinking about fapping).
When you visit JList's Adult Corner, you may observe that the website's architecture and layout are somewhat reminiscent of a porn site. The first thing that drew my attention was the banner at the top of the page, which is a straightforward gray rectangle with the words "Adult Corner" written in a very simple font. However, to its left is an 18+ Japanese schoolgirl who is standing up and easily extending her right leg directly over her head. To be fair, it's kind of amazing and certainly prepares a perverted mind for the kind of shopping that's in store.
Simple, recognizable website design
As I previously mentioned, there are several sections of highlighted items beneath that banner, similar to how a pornography website would be. The "Bestsellers and Pickups" comes first (I'm not sure what "pickup" means, but I'd blame it on a language barrier problem). Below the top sellers, which you can also see as a list if you like, is a gallery of product thumbnails. Although the list is arranged by "featured" goods by default, you can switch between lists that are arranged alphabetically, by price, from newest to oldest, or by best sellers.
Similar to a pornography site, there will be a few filtering choices to the left of the items. You may shop by category (adult magazines, toys, videos, castoff figures, eroge, hentai anime, manga, and 42 others), check a box to choose whether or not you see preorder items, choose a price range ($3–$360), filter for particular series, and filter by theme (amateur, school, sports, tentacle/monster, etc. ). Generally speaking, I'm quite pleased with the quantity and efficiency of the features that JList offers to assist you navigate their enormous selection of goods.
Let's go to a product page and see what JList has to offer now that you've filtered out everything you don't care about and concentrated on the strange tentaclethemed things you're interested in. For the most part, it seems comparable to other respectable online retailers. You get a few photos of the item, an "Add to Cart" button, an "Add to Wishlist" option, the ability to easily share the product on social media (please don't), and information on whether the product is available and from where it ships (almost always Japan).
Additionally, you will have a comprehensive product description produced by the folks at JList (as opposed to the manufacturer), the item's specs (weight, length, etc. ), a connection to similar products, and a handy link to the manufacturer's website (a thoughtful touch). I would like to point out that the images that are highlighted may not always be the best representation of the product.
Customer Voice and Genuine Images Are Missing
I looked at a product, for example, called Lollipop Misty Nightmare Girl (you guys are so fucking weird), which is essentially a sex torso with tits, an ass, and two holes to fuck. The product's website, however, just included some other representations of the product itself and a picture of the package, which had a video of a young gothic schoolgirl over 18 licking a lollipop. Keep in mind that I used the term "renderings. " The only pictures of the product itself are sketches of the torso and the vaginal and anal tracts within (their shape, how they are ribbed, etc. ).
For apparent reasons, this is a letdown. If I'm going to spend $180 on a sex toy (which I would never do, but for the sake of argument... ), then I better be able to see many unaltered images of precisely what I should anticipate getting in the mail. I'd also like videos so I can assess the product's durability and make sure the materials aren't too inexpensive. I'm going to need a lot more than a few artist's representations of what I'm purchasing for about $200.
The fact that JList doesn't appear to have any type of customer rating or review mechanism is another letdown. They do, however, assess goods themselves and provide links to those reviews, which are posted on their blog. However, seriously. Am I supposed to simply believe that JList will provide me an unbiased evaluation of a product that they are clearly trying to sell? Even if a product is of poor quality, they will undoubtedly not call it that. They are attempting to earn a living!
The good news, however, is that they have a method for private ordering, which allows you to purchase any kind of twisted monster pornography without anyone being the wiser. Your mother doesn't need to discover a package on the porch that says "LOLLIPOP MISTY NIGHTMARE GIRL 2WAY ONAHOLE SEX DOLL" in plain view. What's the catch? As an add-on at checkout, they charge you an additional five dollars for this anonymous service. Truthfully, that's awful, but it's a wise business decision.
In general, there is a plethora of rare Japanese sex toys, hentai, manga, anime, and other crap available on J List. Frankly, I'd likely go to Amazon if all I wanted was a simple pocket pussy or fuck torso. But if you're looking for some hard-to-find manga or hentai, or if you really need an odd hentai sex toy that you can't locate in a Western online store, I'm sure JList will deliver.
No matter what, have fun with it. And get rid of your neckbeard already. Perhaps you wouldn't have to buy damn torsos online anonymously if you did!