hansthehornygrandpa
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- 1.Premium old-on-young porn site
2.Lots of free previews
3.A nice variety of XXX age gap content
4.POV or cheap memberships
5.~120 Videos and some great photosets
6.New vids every seven days
7.Hot pornstars and amateurs
8.Wish there was a pornstars menu
When I reach Hans the Horny Grandpa's age, I want to be as active as he is. I feel that my position as the world's foremost porn connoisseur, my frequent professional fap sessions, and my work selling dick at PornDudeCasting give me a unique perspective. As I get older, I can utilize a few advantages I have to maintain the excitement. Having said that, I was anxious to check out Grandpa's website and see if he had any sort of mystical formula for winning over the girls. Aside from the learning experience, I was just as horny as Gramps and wanted to masturbate.
Although I believe my first paragraph gave a clear image, I'll be a little bit more specific in case you're unfamiliar with the world of online smut. to be more precise: HansTheHornyGrandpa. com is a paid website featuring an elderly man having sexual relations with a large number of attractive, much younger pornstars. For more than a decade, Ol' Hans has been filming his exploits and uploading them online, making him an expert at it. This seems like the pinnacle of his life's work being revealed, and although not everyone is fortunate enough to experience that, we can undoubtedly join in for a vicarious wank. For further information about the platform and its creator, continue reading, or click the link to begin submitting your faps.
Hans is a Filthy Old Man, and That's Why We Adore Him.
Considering the setup and the fact that HansTheHornyGrandpa debuted in 2013, I really anticipated a more roughshod layout. The age of older sites is often obvious, particularly in less professional organizations like this one, but unlike your grandfather, it appears that Hans is making an effort to stay current. The tour page thumbnail presentation is stunningly contemporary, but the logo is rather simple—just the title in simple text with a red emphasis on the Horny part.
To pique your interest from the start, Hans has included a lot of free video previews. As is typical of pay sites these days, I half expected the Play buttons up front to direct me straight to the signup page as a bait-and-switch ploy. Instead, I observed generous freebie videos of Grandpa getting his penis sucked and drilling lovely ladies from several beautifully filmed viewpoints. The atmosphere is raw, seductive, and handcrafted, but the production quality is more akin to what I'm doing at PornDudeCasting than to the low-fi blowjob videos that are filmed on iPhones. Additionally, I would rank it higher than the majority of OnlyFans material that is self-produced.
Although I believe that much of the stereotype that older people are plain is due to our unwillingness to picture earlier, I still feel like they have that reputation. As they age, generations are still becoming nasty. The depravity on show at HansTheHornyGrandpa. com is a long way from the mundane missionary encounters some of you may have pictured prior to clicking the link. Around here, Hans and his pals are having a lot of sensual problems.
The majority of the well-known words in smut are covered by a dropdown menu of Tags. There are cumshots, threesomes, MILFs and 18-year-old beauties, tit play, and tit fucks. The only significant omissions are the absence of anal sex and lesbian relationships, the latter of which is completely understandable given the website's overall subject. I'm still hoping for some ass pounding somewhere along the line.
Includes a discount for elderly folks.
I realize that some of you will simply jerk off to the free previews and call it a day, but if you want more, Both VOD and low-cost memberships are available at HansTheHornyGrandpa. If you choose à la carte purchases, the prices of the photosets and videos can vary greatly; for example, you may pay five dollars for sixty images of an age gap humping scenario. though your thirty will be covered by a half-hour video.
A membership costs just under twenty dollars per month, which is much less than the thirty dollars that most other premium porn sites charge. Given that they also have VOD, some of you are likely curious about the download scenario. My third-party browser plugin for the job had no problem at all locating and grabbing the mp4s for later use, even though there wasn't a Download button for simple offline storage.
Hans the Horny Grandpa has filmed and uploaded about 120 X-rated encounters with his attractive young friends so far. Since he maintains a rather steady runtime, you can often expect about 30 minutes of hardcore shenanigans like fucking and sucking. As an added bonus, a few behind-the-scenes videos are also included.
Even a forthcoming release schedule is available on HansTheHornyGrandpa. com, allowing you to see what's coming next. He uploads a new film every week, which is what I seek in any high-quality adult film website. Despite the comparatively modest scale of his business, I was prepared to forgive Hans for any inexperience he may have had, but he's still slamming them. just like the big boys. Hans the Horny Grandpa deserves praise and gratitude!
Observing Hans, the Horny Grandfather, in Action
The absence of a Models or Pornstars directory is one of my few gripes about the overall layout of HansTheHornyGrandpa. com. I anticipated seeing that on his My Friends page, but there was nothing there. It's a pity because he's working with some really stunning porn stars and amateurs, and I would have liked to see a picture menu of the talent. I'm sure Hans and I have both filmed ourselves having intercourse with some of the same women, and I'm not at all shocked. really interested in the connection between PornDudeCasting and HansTheHornyGrandpa.
Maybe as I return for more of the age gap perversion, I will run into some of my former co-stars. Hans is hawking, but in the meanwhile, I needed to engage in some masturbating that was related to work. I decided to begin with the most recent scene grandpa has added, a 27-minute romp with Lily Blossom titled Grandpas Sugarbabes. In the first scenes of the film, she tries to divert the elderly man's attention away from his phone, and she does so in a matter of seconds. I'll be damned if Lily doesn't appear to be having just as much fun as the man with the senior citizen discounts as he quits doomscrolling and starts kissing.
The atmosphere here is great; it strikes a balance between the genuineness of handmade goods and the refinement of products from well-known companies. The set is immaculate, the lighting is perfect, and the person behind the camera is an expert at framing shots of pussy and cock sucking. The cowgirl ride that follows the scenario.
I don't know if Grandpa is taking Viagra or what, but he isn't holding back on the porn front. The men you see on other websites aren't exactly as young and lively as my man, but he's not exactly an old, ailing Crypt Keeper either. to continue pushing it in and keep up with the pace. That, my pals, is why it's crucial to maintain an active lifestyle as you age. Acting old will cause you to feel that way, but the reverse is also true.
Without giving away too much, Hans the Horny Grandpa ended on Lily's twat, and they shared a few more kisses. finishing with the lips. Judging by the way everyone was looking, the entire thing was just as enjoyable to watch as I'm sure it was to film. "To be continued" appears on their faces as they leave. I'll be sure to watch how it all unfolds if they ever cross paths again.
HansTheHornyGrandpa. com is a straightforward suggestion for fans of age gap material, particularly those who prefer the more refined side of amateur porn. The old man is bringing in some world-class talent for his own amusement and the excitement of viewers at home, πραγματοποιing home hookups with the skill of the pornographic masters who work for far larger businesses. Given the niche's uniqueness and the expertise of the filmmaking on exhibit, I'm genuinely a bit taken aback by the low admission price. There are lots of free previews, so take a look at them and see how they work for you.
