celebjihad
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- 1.Lots of celebrities
2.Some of the satire is pretty funny
3.A few videos are okay
4.Even shittier web design
The Celebrity Jihad? OMG, lol! When examining a website, I've never experienced such a combination of surprise, enjoyment, disgust, and, finally, ambivalence. Yes, you fuckers know that I watch a lot of strange and bizarre filth, but Celebrity Jihad is something entirely different. Does it seem too good to be true? Keep reading to learn more.
Satire plus pornography?
The fact that CelebJihad describes itself as a satire site is its most notable characteristic. In spite of all the skin photos and videos, the site's authors assert that it is not a pornographic website. Celeb Jihad defines itself as... without regard to the hours upon hours of pornography.
"At least officially, CelebJihad. com is not a pornographic website. This Website, however, has adult material that may feature images, text, audio, and videos of an explicitly sexual sort and is meant for a mature audience. You should be aware that the topic covered in this website may deal with issues of sexuality.
Indeed, you managed to avoid talking about what you really are. Whether or not there is a blog section, if you are uploading so many hours of pornography that a hospice patient could watch it for a lifetime, you are obviously a porn site.
To comprehend the in-depth satire and opinion pieces in the blog area, one must first follow the characters. This section of the site, which features the blog posts written by the authors (or authors) who publish them, is rather funny.
CelebJihad, which was created by Islamic fundamentalists, is a "notporn pornish site," as its name implies.
To the best of my ability to be serious, the author(s) understands how to create offensive material.
Similar to someone else I know.
You will be able to browse the blog entries on the site if you can get to the blog area (more on the web design later). look for posts that are ranting and raving that sound just like what you'd hear. Osama and his buddies complaining about in the caves of Afghanistan.
Durka, for example, writes about the glorification of paganism and even perverse sexuality in one of the articles I discovered that evaluated the debut of the first Harry Potter film.
(It's exactly as frightening as it sounds if you're not sure what it is. )
Yeah, that's right. The person who operates CelebJihad really enjoys making fun of extreme religious people and coming up with funny jokes.
Celebrity Gossip Blogs
There is also a ton of incredibly superficial gossip that I believe the reader should take seriously? Some of it, at least, sounds like the childish stuff that thirteen-year-old girls in middle school would talk about, but I can't be sure. Some of the postings, at their worst, bring to mind the gossip magazines that are available at supermarket checkout counters.
CelebJihad's disclaimer states, seemingly in an effort to raise its profile beyond that of a regular digital gossip publication, that...
"CelebJihad. com is a satirical website with factual data, published rumors, conjecture, theories, and fiction. It's possible that the information on this site is true or untrue. be accurate and not intended to be construed literally. The owner of Celeb Jihad does not guarantee the accuracy of any assertions. "
Outside of the sometimes amusing satire and some material with nudes (more on that later), the majority of the written work is... The material lacks anything intriguing, humorous, or seductive to read or see.
Time wasted!
In conclusion, the blog section is hit-or-miss, and the rest of the website is, at best, garbage.
Good Introductory Video Material…
I'll discuss the site's more vanilla material before we go into the video footage. Since the celebrities featured are often unconcerned that their nudes are already all over the site, at least by default, there is a great deal of material in the public domain.
For a preview, you may view softcore, grainy clips of Paris Hilton's second sex tape. Emilia Clarke's nude and simulated sex moments from Game of Thrones are just one example of celebrities in seductive situations that may be found in compilations.
It's not awful, but other places offer the same items for far higher quality.
And yes, there are a ton of silly photoshopped images showing various celebrities engaging in all sorts of nasty behavior. You may enjoy it if you're into well-processed digital images, but it's not my cup of tea.
Frankly, this sort of thing is just soft porn.
... However, there's porn...
Additionally, the individuals who follow this website are fools. Sometimes you could come across something that is as amusing as the finest blog entries. However, the majority of it is obviously a group of losers who have nothing better to do than spam the internet with even more grammatical errors. FUBARed and appear to enjoy trolling one another for what must be hours in the comments area.
…And Poor Web Design
The website's web design is terrible, and I've already touched on it a little bit.
Although the site's layout may be a bit of an exaggeration, it is nonetheless extremely disorganized. It's simple to search for certain films or celebrities, but that's about the only thing that's done well. It's a pain to locate the high-quality blogs, the design is terrible, and there aren't any preview thumbnails.
Additionally, almost every time you click a link, the page opens in a new window, and the original tab changes to a cam site or some other ridiculous spam.
Since my firewalls are rather good, I don't have to be concerned about my computer being infected. However, I think that someone with just minimal malware protection might have their computer screwed up after only a few minutes of browsing the website.
Responses to CelebJihad
Of course, not everyone will be a fan of CelebJihad, which is sometimes misspelled as celebrity jihad, celebrityjihad, or celeb hijab. Although the site's owners are likely not in Afghanistan, they are probably not in the United States either, according to what I have heard.
In summary, the location is...
The humorous, parody material is fairly amusing, as I said, and some of the photoshopped images are quite creative. But there's an excess of superficial, gossipy rubbish and not enough humorous material. There you have it if you're one of those superficial jerks who enjoys that kind of nonsense.
Furthermore, the idiot who runs this website doesn't even admit to being a pornographer. Real porn dealers, on the other hand, employ and utilize genuine talent.