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- 1.Sex toy shop curated by brazzers
2.A wide selection of male, female and couples toys from various manufacturers
3.Free shipping ($75 minimum order required)
4.Hundreds of adult products
5.$30 Brazzers-branded fleshlight knockoff
6.Smaller catalog than some internet sex toy shops
I knew that Brazzers Toys might go either way when I initially learned about them. Since I've seen adult websites attempt to leverage their competitors' well-known names, I was half expecting this to be another store that misrepresents its history. If, on the other hand, the major brand was selling their own sex toys, it may mean wonderful times for masturbators. After all, who is more qualified to sell porn than one of the top peddlers in the world?
In reality, this is not a subpar drop shipping business using a stolen name. BrazzersToys. com features a handpicked range of masturbatory gadgets created by the iconic porn producers. Recently, the business has seen around 25,000 clients every month, piquing my interest. Regardless of what they are selling, a brand like Brazzers will attract the perverts, but did the catalog live up to the expectation? Read further, and I'll reveal to you what I discovered within.
Toys for masturbation from the porn behemoth
Today, I'm writing this from the Chicago suburbs, right over the boundary in northwest Indiana. I have to use a VPN if I want to watch porn now that our large-headed, little-dicked legislators here have recently decided that it should be much more difficult to see. want to visit Pornhub or any other porn site owned by MindGeek, such as Brazzers. If you need it, I have a complete section on VPN technology and how to use it here at ThePornDude, but thankfully, BrazzersToys loaded up. without having to hide where I am in my browser.
It's not like one could confuse BrazzersToys. com with a safe for work e-commerce site. A blond pornstar, wearing fishnets and displaying her peach as she arches her back and makes an oh-face, is seen below a logo that adds a TOYS to the original two-tone BRAZZERS sign. With a tiny photo of a vibrating butt plug just in, it's a page-top promotion for their "from notice to pro" backdoor toy selection. if you're a little too slow to pick it up from how she's got her ass in the air.
Due to the number of A-list porn performers that Brazzers has included in their films, I was really hoping to see some Brazzers Toys that were modeled after a few of them. to all Fleshlights patterned after real starlets. The licensed pornstar items in the catalog are currently manufactured by other firms, but perhaps they will eventually be available. But they do have an expanding array of Brazzers-branded products. The most recent items are electronic cock rings, Money Shot masturbators, and an air-pulse clitoral stimulator for women who want to spray pussy juice all over the house.
Just a few of the toys now on the market have a yellow Brazzers sticker on the package. They sell goods from a variety of adult toy manufacturers for men, women, and couples. There are many genital stimulators available from companies like Main Squeeze, PDX, Gender X, and Fantasy, as well as toys like Creature Cocks. for the true deviates and hentai enthusiasts in the crowd. While the adult website Brazzers caters to fairly standard fap fantasies, BrazzersToys offers a large enough selection of unusual products that even those with very specific fetishes may find something to enjoy.
However, I did see that the directory excluded a few of the largest, most well-known companies in the adult toy industry. Because the ubiquitous Fleshlight isn't available on BrazzersToys. com, it's difficult to evaluate a website like this without bringing it up a dozen times. Many masturbators would say that brand names aren't that important unless you're only looking to spend more money, and I would concur to some extent. However, brand recognition is still beneficial, even if only because we're all more inclined to buy from a producer we already know.
Looking at the Brazzers Toys Catalog
I went to that area of the website in order to find out more about the genuine Brazzers Toys that have the yellow ZZ on the package. I couldn't discover if the company is actually manufacturing the goods or rebranding someone else's vibrators ("white label" items), but they aren't selling them. the type of inexpensive, low-quality toys sold at the highway porn shop, which has the aroma of worn-out feet, have their name on them.
As an example, consider the Brazzers Money Shot Premium Male Masturbator I previously discussed, which is now the Best Featured product in the ZZ Toys area. Priced at $130, it's neither the least nor the most expensive auto-fapper on the market, falling somewhere between the no-name brands and higher-end producers like Tenga. However, it's a stylish motherfucker, a visual improvement over the typical cap-ended "flashlights" and inferior plastic knockoffs. I'm sort of thinking about getting another auto-stroker to my collection, which has 10 speeds and three suction settings.
At eighty bones, BrazzersToys. com also offers equally high-quality girl toys, like their own rendition of the well-known Hitachi Magic Wand, as well as a For ten dollars more, you can get a vibrating rabbit dildo. For $15, you can purchase a bottle of Brazzers Pre-Flex Deep Throat Spray for your wife, and if you also pamper her, she might even use it. their distant, remote-controlled panty vibe. Although many people believe that sex toys are only for personal pleasure, you may have a lot of fun with a partner. as well as something that makes an insect-like buzzing sound. If you don't trust me, have a look at some of my toy tests at PornDudeCasting!
The $30 Brazzers-branded Fleshlight imitation is one thing I really want to highlight to my readers. Instead of a fake vagina, it has a non-descript fuck hole, and the suction control valve isn't as advanced as the pressure control of the well-known brands. Although it's a competitor, I'm not complaining about the cost. One of the greatest sex toy bargains I've seen in years, this is made even better by the inclusion of a 30-day membership to Brazzers. Since the Ultimate Stroker Cup costs about the same as the subscription, signing up for Brazzers is essentially like receiving a free (imitation) Fleshlight.
Is another toy truly necessary for me? Maybe.
The largest online sex toy retailer in the world is not BrazzersToys. com. Considering how simple it is to start an e-commerce site, especially for a business with the resources and relationships that Brazzers has, I have to believe that this is done on purpose. They are concentrating on items that are more likely to turn their consumers on rather than providing you with an Amazon-like variety of everything under the sun, regardless of quality.
Hundreds of adult toys in every conceivable shape, size, color, and style are included in that. There are about 300 items in the For Him section and a few hundred in the For Her section, according to the data. The Vibrator aisle has over 200 goods, but sections like For Couples, Anal Play, and Dildos only have a few items listed.
With around 60 slippery chemicals, the lube area is surprisingly well stocked, conjuring up the huge variety of options available on Japanese onahole websites. Various smells, textures, and topical anesthetics are available for your bunghole. An 8-ounce bottle of Fuck Sauce Anal Numbing Lubricant is far more expensive than the typical counterfeit. pre-cum and simulated pussy juice for $35, but as the item description puts it, "everything's better with sauce on it, especially your ass. "
Regardless of what you choose to purchase, shipping is free if you spend $75 or more. If you're just receiving a cheapo toy like that Ultimate Stroker Cup I, you may wind up paying a little bit extra for your package. As I previously said, meeting the minimum purchase amount in this area is not difficult. If you're approaching that free shipping barrier, simply add some juice to your purchase because toy-cleaning liquid costs between ten and fifteen dollars and lubricates.
I'm really impressed. Brazzers Toys may have simply put their name on anything, called it a day, and made a ton of money given their history. On the About page, it appears that they are actually selecting some of the best sex toys available. Our website. Although the options at BrazzersToys. com may not be as extensive as those at online sex toy superstores, you may be far less concerned about making a purchase there. a scratchy fap sleeve that falls short of expectations and causes an illness. Brazzers is still dedicated to assisting their fans elevate their fap sessions, just as they have with their award-winning video site. What are you doing, cumming or what?