- User Rating
- review
- 1.No bells or whistles
2.Doesn't host content
3.Great way to find new porn sites and production studios
4.It needs a main menu
I'm plagued by a question throughout my waking hours. In a cold sweat, I cry this query to the gods in the middle of the night. This question pops into my head during the quiet seconds when I have just my thoughts to myself: Where should I cum next?
With so many places to cum and so little time,
There are simply too many choices. The world is my oyster, and it wants Porndude to cover it with as much of his jizz as he can muster.
The simplest solution is deep within a woman's vagina. This choice is really appealing to me. Evolution suggests to my sperm that it wants to be inside a pussy.
But I am a conscious person. Unlike an antelope, my genetics do not control me. I have a choice over where I cum. The next obvious answer is in a woman's lips. This is yet another great choice. There's nothing like letting a stupid slut do all the hard work of making me cum while I relax.
The asshole must be mentioned, though, or else I would be doing wrong. If I left it out, I would get a lot of nasty letters from jerks everywhere. Your seed may be deposited anywhere from the asshole, which is a perfectly acceptable and enjoyable location.
That covers all the openings, but a load can only land on three things in a universe of items and body parts.
I've come at least once on the majority of the things in my house. I don't mean to. It just kind of occurs. It turns into a matter of likelihood when you have sex as often as I do. Everything will have splattered in due course.
Don't be a Scrooge about Splooge.
This is why I make every effort to aim and shoot at a woman's body. She is responsible for cleaning up, not me. Therefore, the only remaining question is, if you don't cum in a hole, where else on the body do you? The face is, in my opinion, the greatest external element of human anatomy to cover with a generous dollop of splooge. I'm assuming you asked me.
Cumming on a woman's face tells her who is in charge. That much is certain—it's not her. In my home, the cumee is helpless. It's the cummer, which has an infinity glove that can fire ropes in an instant.
Sadly, my readers don't cum on faces, in holes, or anywhere else, but rather into a tissue. If you want to shoot a wad on a whore's eyeballs, you will have to be content with seeing it. Compared to nothing, a simulation is preferable.
Every porn site has a plethora of facial material, as I'm sure you're aware. Like a cotton bag full of water, it's about to burst at the seams. That might be true, but not every facial category is created equal. I particularly like one of the options on AlohaTube.
There's a Lot of Porn There
Aloha Tube is a traditional free porn tube site with over fourteen million videos. The amount of porn is astounding. You would never be able to access another porn site. They have all you need for a long and joyful existence.
Even with close to fifteen million videos already in their collection, they continue to add hundreds more every day. On Aloha Tube, thirty-six thousand films discovered a new home last week. Even though it's not even halfway through the day, these men have already added another five thousand.
On Aloha tube, the web design is as straightforward as it can be. They don't even have a legitimate main menu. A filter allows you to switch between the top-rated and most recently uploaded videos, and there's a page with a list that goes up to 10,000.
The front page, however, is a massive barrier of thumbnails for the material. Aloha Tube doesn't host any material on its website in order to keep it as straightforward as possible. Rather, it directs you to the source website of the material.
Aloha The best porn sites and production firms online provide Tube with its films. Big names like PornHub can be found all over the place. It's a fantastic method to find new porn websites that you might not have otherwise come across.
Getting Ready for Facials
Let's discuss the subject matter, beginning with a succession of views taken from Jonni Darko's Facial Overload series, now that the minutiae are out of the way. In Facial Overload, Jonni identified ten of the most notorious cum addicts in the business and gave them a generous, gooey wad of cum to the head. Since not every scene is available on Aloha Tube, I'll only discuss my favorite one.
Diamond kicks off the action in Sexy Black Babe Skin Diamond Gives Him Head and Enjoys a Facial with a seductive oral sex experience that would probably make most guys melt. She next used a vibrating wand to complete the stunt cock. This man's eyes, in my opinion, rolled completely around in his head as he came.
B. B. F.
The following film, Cuck Hunter, stars Ashley Wolfe and the well-endowed Will Tile. Although Ashley adores her older spouse, he isn't always able to satisfy her sexual needs. Her eager cunt isn't satisfied by his small penis.
This is why Ashley sometimes enjoys bringing a black guy with a hog home to properly extend her pussy. However, she allows her husband to sit at the foot of the bed and observe her holes because she doesn't want him to feel excluded. be destroyed by a man he could never compare to. Then, to make matters worse, Will Tiles withdrew and shot his sperm straight onto her beautiful face.
Cum in the Wrinkles
Everyone may get a facial. I'm an equal opportunity employer, and even though I don't participate myself, I know some of you out there enjoy that grandma pussy. I wrote Granny Gets a Facial 2 for you guys.
In this piece, the bitches stand out because they are not extraordinary. They are ordinary grandmas and old women who, despite their age, still enjoy riding cock. I agree, sis. I intend to keep crushing pussy until I die. I wish to pass away with my penis inside a woman's vagina.
I couldn't even fathom coming upon your grandma on a porn website because they aren't celebrities in that industry. I doubt I'll ever be the same again. I would have to spend all the time I now spend masturbating in therapy to help me cope with my PTSD.
Would I let her know? I disagree. Although, perhaps I'd tell grandpa. In reality, after giving it some thought, I wouldn't. I would be terrified that he would present me his own porn films.
Mixing Oil and Cum
Massage is one of my favorite subgenres of pornography. When a bitch's body is oiled up and glossy, I adore how it looks. It emphasizes their greatest qualities. And when you blend a facial with massage, you get the perfect recipe for an amazing masturbation experience.
When I watched Massage Oil and Facial for Kit, which was made by Filthy Massage and featured Kit Mercer and Tyler Steele, this is exactly what happened to me.
Kit is really hot Tyler Steele is Mercer's preferred massage therapist, and she is seeing him today. Kit is always dressed alluringly, which is why Tyler likes it when she arrives.
Now he can see every millimeter of her flesh since it is a completely see-through dress. Kit didn't come here only for a massage. Following that, she arrived here in search of a joyful conclusion. Tyler is more than happy to provide, so he gives her a soothing massage and chops up her pussy as if he were preparing piaya.
The Reagan Files
One of my favorite performers in the porn industry is Faye Reagan. This woman has a beautiful face, a fit physique, perky breasts, and skill in bed. I could have sexual intercourse with this woman once a day for the rest of my life, which speaks volumes. I usually prefer a different pussy every time.
In this piece, Faye demonstrates all of her skills, such as deep throating, doggy style intercourse, and bringing a man to orgasm. This woman has it all.
Aloha Tube chose to ignore all the frills and concentrate on building a straightforward yet potent porn site packed with more content than the majority of cities, let alone individuals, can handle.
I like the simplicity, but I do believe they should have an official main menu. There is no need for it to be large. A basic content filter would be an excellent beginning.
I have no idea what to say if you run out of porn to watch on Aloha Tube. The only thing left to do would be to give you a prize.