- User Rating
- review
- 1.Countless videos
2.Hot ass bitches
3.Young, old, and in-between
4.Video page is janky
5.Recommendations lead out of the BBW section
Gorgeous big ladies! What's wrong with them? I wish I had them. Place them all over my face. Just be careful not to let them fall too soon, or you'll snap my jaw. The BBW genre originated with the notion that a chubby person may be attractive. With the Grim fucking Reaper looming over these sites like the more well-known porn tubes, AlohaTube is not everyone's first stop for random porn videos. However, AlohaTube's BBW section is still performing exceptionally well, and I'm really surprised by the amount of pussy on this website.
What, then, is the purpose of AlohaTube's BBW section? Surprisingly, it's a mixed bag, which is precisely what makes it so valuable. Focusing on just one website that generates BBW content will only yield the kind of women that the director or the according to a casting agency, it's large and gorgeous. All of them have a bit of resemblance. They are, at the very least, in the same weight division. Well, none of that nonsense may be found in the BBW area of AlohaTube. Why? Because this material is dumped into the barrel at random, and no one cares about how well it is organized. Ordinarily, that would be a negative thing. However, for the BBW bitches, it's a benefit rather than a drawback.
Additionally, I'm completely cognizant of the fact that "BBW bitches" translates to "big beautiful women bitches," which is idiotic, but how else am I to put it? Can we refer to them as bitches without using the entire acronym for the genre? The acronym would be "BBB," which would be far nicer, if they had simply addressed them as big beautiful bitches in the first place, but who cares. Since the porn gods created this genre back then, leave me alone since I was not consulted on the choice. You will get over it if I refer to them as BBW bitches.
Put Your Cock in a Walrus
I apologize for my rudeness; I've only had seven coffees today, and I haven't slept in two days. I'm in a fucking stupor thanks to these damn BBW bitches. Unless a woman has the breasts to support her weight, I often don't give a flying fuck about her if she isn't a size zero. However, the massive lovely tits in the BBW area of AlohaTube are worth the fap. For the past three days, I've just jerked off to land whales. If you didn't get it, that was a Team Fortress allusion.
In any case, it seems that BBW on AlohaTube is somewhat of an umbrella term for "something massive this way comes," which means that not all the women in this section are fat. In fact, a few of them are rather slim. They all have some weight behind it, though. They wind up here regardless of whether they have a huge ass, huge triple D breasts, or a belly the size of a barrel. In fact, some people were successful in all three.
The fact that this is a big section and not a fat one is my main argument. For this reason, your choice has some randomness, and I especially like this spot.
The Good, the Bad, and the F*** Ugly
Since this is a large umbrella genre, you will notice a wide range of variation in all other genre categories because that is how pornography operates. AlohaTube's BBW area is filled with women of all ages—and strangely, of all shapes, too. However, we discussed this. They all support the weight by bringing it to the back. The situation is now intriguing. Becoming extremely obese is not, it seems, simple. Additionally, trying to get fat on purpose requires that you be a total moron. Most of these ladies wound up in pornography after becoming obese, not the other way around. The big money is made by thin women.
This has, in any case, resulted in a kind of unforeseen outcome. Typically, a woman gets older the fatter she gets. If you take an average over the site, that's what happens. To be sure, I didn't check every one of the tens of thousands of films on AlohaTube, but believe me, I saw enough of them to be sure that this is indeed the case. Self-neglect and/or medical problems associated with aging are often the cause of naturally occurring obesity in average bitches. Therefore, the extremely overweight women on this website are in their forties or fifties. The obese ones are in their thirties. Some of those with large breasts and buttocks may be in their twenties. The general concept is clear.
One of the things that really irritates me about the genuinely huge bitches on this site is that the majority of them have really horrible asses. In all seriousness, these are the type of footwear that looks like cardboard and that you wouldn't even swing a dildo at, much less insert your penis into. Fortunately, you can just fap to that part because the majority of them are the so fucking hungry all the time that they can't help but take the cocks in their mouths instead. Avoid any penetration of the vagina or anus. These fools will terrify you. However, to be honest, the tits are quite dank.
Just for those who genuinely adore BBWs.
I realized that unless you have a BBW appreciation, you run the danger of permanently mutilating yourself. To genuinely enjoy fapping in AlohaTube's BBW area more than once. I dislike overweight women, for example. I prefer my bitches to be hungry. In any case, after three days of masturbating to this material, I'm now experiencing a definite increase in my overall cortisol levels. To return to my baseline, I believe I may need to go into an induced coma. If you aren't used to sleeping with overweight women, this material is rather unsettling.
On the other hand, I am aware that there are millions of guys in the world who only fantasize about fat women, presumably because that is how fetishes function. However, as I said, I'm not here to pass judgment. I'm only here to write reviews, which I intend to do. If you were to approach the women on this website too aggressively, they would probably crush the average mattress, as the site is packed with them. Take good care of yourself.
Some technical details
Not everything can be sweetness and rainbows; I also need to address the mundane aspects. There will be little pussy chat from this point on, so if you've come this far and wish to steer clear of it, you can. Skip this paragraph and just go fap to fat bitches already; I'm bored to death.
AlohaTube's general layout of the result pages and video categorization are respectable. They load quickly and look fantastic. As it should be, thumbnails occupy the majority of the screen space, and navigating is simple. They should think about implementing automated video loading on scroll down, so you don't have to hop between pages, but hey, this is good enough as it is.
However, the real video playback pages are utter crap. The screen is covered with too many commercials, and the entire style seems to be from the 1990s. It's simply a little out of proportion. In other words, all the components of the screen are disproportionate. The thumbnails don't fit in the thumbnail divider, and the videos don't fit in the video box. Moreover, the name seems odd and clumsy within its frame, etc.
Lastly, I would like to point out that all the recommendations take you outside the BBW area when you really load a video, which is in my opinion, a significant oversight. You should be shown more BBW if that's why you came here. Technically, then, you must view a movie and then return to the previous page each and every time. It's a little bit of a "bruh" moment.
