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- 1.Excellent prices
2.Massive selection
3.Movie parodies
4.Needs a filter to separate VR, POV, and regular offerings
A hand job was their first sexual experience for many men out there. For this reason, I enjoy referring to receiving a hand job as receiving an old-fashioned. Since it covers such a little portion of human sexuality, it rarely receives the attention it merits. However, I still enjoy receiving the odd hand job, particularly if it is given discreetly in a public setting.
Manual labor for dummies
A hand hob can be delivered in a million different ways. The okay sign hand job is likely the one you are most acquainted with. That's when a jerk rubs your cock with his index finger and thumb while making an okay gesture.
The reason I think you assholes have had the okay sign hand job is because of your little cocks. You couldn't fit your whole hand around your penis if you were a bitch without slicing off a couple of your fingers. The reality hurts, but it's awful.
The most typical handjob involves using the entire hand, with the thumb pointing towards the tip of the penis. The movement is simple, natural, and offers plenty of friction, and it may be repeated as needed to get the desired effect.
And there's more. You can also flip the hand upside down and stroke the cock with the pinky towards the tip. When masturbating, I often utilize this strategy. You'd be shocked by how different it is. If you haven't tried it yet, I strongly suggest giving it a try.
The most effective hand job, the double whammy, should not be overlooked. For the rest of us fortunate people, the double-handed old-fashioned is a treat, but your cock is probably so little that you can't even fathant putting two hands on it. represents the pinnacle of handjob innovation. It seems as though you're penetrating an endlessly deep vagina. To the double-down, I've cracked more than my fair share of nuts.
However, I digress. These days, the only hand jobs you guys are getting are from yourself. That's what makes handjob porn so effective. It's far simpler to close your eyes and picture your hand as Riley Reid's than it is to picture it as her vagina.
I couldn't recommend Adult Empire more if you guys need some hand job pornography in your life. With well over 6,000 titles, each showcasing the most erotic handjobs a man could ever want to see on screen, they are a leading provider of adult entertainment.
The Best of Every World
The variety of methods by which Adult Empire provides material is probably its strongest feature. This is neither a streaming platform, a download site, nor a movie rental location. All three are damn.
First of all, the pay-per-minute feature could be helpful if you're only here for a short period of time to have fun. Why pay for the garbage that you won't be using? You could probably figure out a nut in less than a minute, so only pay for that time.
You can rent a video for 48 hours if you want to spend a bit more than a minute on a feature. You should have enough time to select your favorite moments and come up with a few jizz loads. Don't anticipate paying more than a few dollars for a two-day rental.
You can buy a download and own that material for the rest of your life if you're really invested in a video. I have a metric fuck ton of pornography, as you can probably guess, that's spread over several external hard drives. A large number of those downloads originated from right here on Adult Empire. Why not? The pricing is amazing, the download quality is excellent, and the variety is huge. Is there anything to dislike?
Maybe you want to possess a video but don't want to keep it yourself. Your mother or wife may be able to seize your external hard drive if it contains pornography. I'm certain they would loathe learning that you enjoy disarticulated miniature arm hand jobs.
Poke Your Cockas
No matter what you select, you'll love the content to bits, so with that in mind, let's get started. In my opinion, a good place to begin is with Pocahontas: An XXX Parody.
We've all watched Pocahontas, and we've all had the desire to make love to her. The film is ideal for parody because of this. As a young man, I lost count of how many times I fantasized about having intercourse with her tight virgin pussy while watching the movie.
This woman resembles Pocahontas more than one might expect. These genuine film parodies don't always work out that way. In general, the bitch bears little resemblance to the persona she is meant to represent.
Clara Trinity, a small and attractive Asian porn actress, was chosen for the part, and she nails it. Pocahontas's physical characteristics, including her toned figure, little breasts, fair face, and bronze complexion, are ideal.
Prepare to use those helmets because this version of the movie is made for VR. (pun intended) What the hell are you doing with your life if you don't already have VR equipment? Thankfully, all you need is some cardboard and your phone to create a basic virtual reality setup. You may get directions online or buy one at any electronics store for a fair price.
You get wounded while walking through the woods one day and fear that assistance won't arrive soon enough. A young indigenous woman finds you just when you think all hope is gone. (with apologies) She is really interested since she has never seen a white person before.
This woman grew up in the woods and knew exactly how to handle your wounds. She will eventually see your enormous white penis when she cleans your wounds.
Pocahontas is immediately intrigued because she has never seen a penis of any race. She attempts to figure out what the cock does by touching, poking, and caressing it. This, naturally, turns you into a hard nut to crack.
The language barrier prevents you from being able to express the function of the penis. It can only be described by showing her. The explanatory handjob quickly transforms into a lifetime's worth of cock sucking. All that remains is to demonstrate to her what that penis is capable of. She is more than eager to ride your rod until you cum deep inside her pussy, despite the dangers involved.
She Applies the Lotion to Her Skin
Which leads us to the topic of my stepdad viewing me applying lotion from a filthy perspective. It's impossible to take your eyes off your new stepdaughter. She is fully aware of how incredibly gorgeous she is. She quickly picks up on the attention you pay her, and she doesn't appear to mind.
One day, you see her taking a shower and soaping those amazing, natural breasts. Her mother won't be home for a while, and she likes the notion that her body is torturing you, even if she sees you spying.
Therefore, she allows you into her room to see her apply lotion after taking a shower.
Your stepdaughter sees the bulge in your trousers and buries her face in your penis. This could be the finest blowjob you've ever had. But the performance truly begins when you enter her vagina. She gasps the first time you slide inside because your thick cock is nearly more than she can bear.
Your stepdaughter cums on your cock again and again until the agony turns into a supreme joy in a matter of moments.
Firework Firing
In conclusion, I present July 4th, which features Braylin Bailey and Elle Lee in VR Bangers' "Make America Hard Again. " While you're lounging on the couch, watching TV on a lazy Fourth of July, your wife walks in to tell you that your teenage neighbors are 18+. having difficulty turning the grill on. You would typically pay no attention to such ridiculous neighbor behavior, but your new teen neighbors are quite gorgeous. You'll seize any opportunity to go see them for a while.
You may quickly repair the grill when you arrive, and the ladies are so appreciative that they extend an invitation to you and your spouse to grill. Fortunately, you're just three because your wife is out grocery shopping. What could you possibly be doing? Maybe bible study?
Hand jobs are no longer given the recognition they deserve, but Adult Empire continues to keep the flame burning. If you don't believe you enjoy hand job porn, then I dare you not to orgasm while watching any of these films. I think you'll have a very hard time.
A filter to distinguish between POV, VR, and standard HD features is one thing that I would really like to see Adult Empire introduce. They have a fantastic combination of all three, but not everyone enjoys all three.
Since you're already giving yourself a hand job, why not watch one while you do it?