Regardless of whether it's something like, "I'm telling you, man! I had no idea a woman could survive swallowing so much semen and still recount the experience afterward! '' Or "I'm so freaking envious of the people over there! " Their newsreaders are nude from the waist down and are forced to...
In the past, mentioning free sex tubes (such as XMovies) would have resulted in a queue of excited felching fans waiting for you outside your door. In fact, the reason they banned the sale of gerbils in my town is for this reason. Free sex tubes are a different thing these days. This brings us...